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drake
I would love for some of us strong women on this board to give this shitbag a major ass beating.
The thing is, it wouldn't be worth it because he would probably be a screaming, sniveling crybaby about it.
And crying always takes the fun out of an ass beating
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Dickless Wonder
Someone asked me if I'm going to see #WarmBodies because they know I like #WalkingDead. I punched her in the face.
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Dickless Wonder
Someone asked me if I'm going to see #WarmBodies because they know I like #WalkingDead. I punched her in the face.
This little gem came up on Dickless's twatter feed on January thirty first. He thinks violence against women is something to joke about. That is all the license I will ever need to snark on this idiot. If he thought he had been picked on before he hasn't seen anything yet.
Re: I openly hate my son, but its all worth it! February 09, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,756 |
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Dickless Wonder
Someone asked me if I'm going to see #WarmBodies because they know I like #WalkingDead. I punched her in the face.
This little gem came up on Dickless's twatter feed on January thirty first. He thinks violence against women is something to joke about. That is all the license I will ever need to snark on this idiot. If he thought he had been picked on before he hasn't seen anything yet.
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Re: I openly hate my son, but its all worth it! February 23, 2013 |
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When I saw them, Jessica (fake name) was laying down on her stomach facing away from me. My son was partially draped across her so their bodies were making a “T.†And he had both of his hands firmly on her shoulders, contentedly rubbing away like a seasoned masseuse.
I just stood there for a second, neither one of them noticing me. Finally I cleared my throat and when Will saw me he looked remarkably like my dog after I catch her shitting on the carpet. I firmly said “time to go…NOW!†at which point we went and got his coat in the other room where MJ — who saw none of this — was standing.
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Will: “I told her I didn’t want to be touched because it’s against the rules. But then I said OK.â€
MJ: “If you didn’t want to be touched, then why did you let her touch you?â€
Will: “Because…because…she’s pretty!â€
MJ: “So if a pretty girl tells you to do something then you just do it no questions asked?!â€
Will: (crying) “YES!!â€
Me: “To be fair, he sees me get steamrolled by a pretty girl every single day so we really can’t blame him.â€
MJ: “My God. He’s like a pathetic little clone of you.â€
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I know it’s a serious topic and he could get in trouble for it at school, but I have two counterarguments to that: 1) Teachers need to either pay more attention or change the name of the place to Happy Endings Preschool, and 2) it’s funny.
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Then I asked him if he liked it when she rubbed his shoulders. His answer?
“Well, it wasn’t what I expected. I wish she gives me a massage and I don’t have to give her one.â€
Preaching to the choir son. Preaching to the choir.
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I come home and I see arts and crafts projects MJ and Will have done together during the day. I see Facebook pictures throughout the day of places they go and things they do. And when I get home I listen to them talk, close as can be with inside jokes and things that can only be had from spending all that time together. MJ knows the intricate details of what’s happening on a daily basis at preschool, which friends Will is having a problem with at the moment, whether Batman, Power Rangers or Transformers is currently his Favorite. Thing. Ever.
These things might seem insignificant, but they’re not. In fact, I think these little nuggets are the things that really make parenting worth it. They are quite literally the most important thing a parent can be doing.
Working parents know this. We do. We know we’re missing out on so much good stuff, and yet there’s almost nothing we can do about it. Because the simple fact of the matter is our salaries from our jobs keep a roof over our heads and food on the table. Sure we can try to work from home or cut back our hours, but that comes with risks too. Fair or not, the truth is people (men especially) are punished for missing work, and often thought of as lazy for asking for leave or time off related to family.
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While I’m not sure if I could hack being a stay-at-home parent, I do envy them in one big way. I really do believe that while their job is immeasurably difficult, they can comfort themselves with the knowledge that they are absolutely doing the most important thing they can be doing by raising a quality human being every single day. It doesn’t make the work itself any easier, but the peace of mind that comes with it has to be a relief.
Meanwhile working parents are left with a paycheck that never seems to cover all the self-doubt when trying to figure out if we’re doing the most important thing.
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DaddyFiles My #abortion video was on the front page of #reddit today. Was wondering why the #YouTube hate mail picked up again. - yesterday
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DaddyFiles The good news is I'm fueled by anger. Which means by Sunday's #halfmarathon I'll be turbo-charged. - 12 hours ago
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DaddyFiles I've just been informed I'm the root of evil. Hear that #gaymarriage? You're off the hook. - 5 hours ago
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DaddyFiles The split second after you've farted and you're not quite sure if you just shit your pants a little bit, is absolutely frightening. - yesterday
Re: I openly hate my son, but its all worth it! February 23, 2013 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 715 |
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blueorchid
I didn't hate that video.
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A typical suburban ivory tower twit who boared the butt hurt train when he found out we see though him and know what kind of scum bag he really is.Quote
efsb
Who is Daddy Scratches? Some people have mentioned him, but I think it was before my time.
Re: I openly hate my son, but its all worth it! March 30, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 538 |
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efsb
Well, an update on our favourite thunderdouche. What’s Dickless Wonder been up to these days?
http://www.daddyfiles.com
finds itself defending ourselves against idiotic, sexist and unfunny crap that litters the Internet.â€
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thom_c
Best way for douche canoe to help fix that is to quit blogging. That would be one less site filled with idiotic, sexist and unfunny crap that litters the Internet
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Dickless Wonder
Were they able to #Wrangler back in??
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