Mother of 5 wants time alone for herself

http://news.yahoo.com/mom-her-ears-kids-wants-time-left-alone-050216693.html

This Moo had all 5 brats one right after the other, boom boom boom boom boom. And she wants time alone? A date is the last thing she needs. Also, she can't love her husband too much if she has not spoken to him in a year. I'd not call what they have a marriage. Just legal breeding. Moron.

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Wow. She's not thrilled about going out with her husband because she has nothing to say with him and they would probably have sex. That tells me that A. their relationship died after the first kid arrived, B. they don't communicate well to begin with (talking about birth control for example), C. they don't use birth control, and possibly D. her sex life is boring as hell when it does happen.

The rest of this lady's life is shot to hell. I have a feeling they won't stop at five, either. They'll "try" not to have any more, but there will be at least one more baby in the future, given the shitty communication skills and lack of birth control.

Gee who would have thought that having five kids under the age of six would make for little personal time :crz

They sound Mormon.

She doesn't want to go on a date with her husband because they will likely talk about "relations"?

Is that 1940s code for sex?

Damn. I suppose the 5 kids were made in a traditional manner with her mounted like a broodmare by the duh eyes2

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and possibly D. her sex life is boring as hell when it does happen.

Well after 5 kids, the poor Duh can't touch the sides, it's like throwing a sausage down an alleyway.

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and possibly D. her sex life is boring as hell when it does happen.

Well after 5 kids, the poor Duh can't touch the sides, it's like throwing a sausage down an alleyway.

HAHAHAHA! Not yet a tunnel?

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I think you're on to something Akihiko.

I'll just bet that getting close to her is like hitting the event horizon.

If Duh is so sex mad why doesn't he go to a hooker first? Then maybe he can have a conversation with his wife.

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and possibly D. her sex life is boring as hell when it does happen.

Well after 5 kids, the poor Duh can't touch the sides, it's like throwing a sausage down an alleyway.

That's a given.

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coco_uk

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and possibly D. her sex life is boring as hell when it does happen.

Well after 5 kids, the poor Duh can't touch the sides, it's like throwing a sausage down an alleyway.

Or a rice kernel down the Tunnel O' Love.

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and possibly D. her sex life is boring as hell when it does happen.

Well after 5 kids, the poor Duh can't touch the sides, it's like throwing a sausage down an alleyway.

Or a rice kernel down the Tunnel O' Love.

Like waving a pencil in the Albert Hall.

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We have no family or friends nearby to offer respite.

Oh, but you DO have a faaaammmilleeeeee, Moo. And they're all right there with you! That is what you wanted, right? A fammbbllee? Look, moo, all you need is five minutes with duhddy. And then you can have ANOTHER precious addition to your family. Breed on, bitch. That bed needs a makin' for you to lie in.

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Like waving a pencil in the Albert Hall.

O/T, my rather weak claim to fame is that when I was a (well behaved) child, I danced on stage at the Royal Albert Hall. I was in middle school , so aged 10-12, and we performed some country dancing routines. So glamorous!

Honestly, part of me pities the woman.

She is screwed for the rest of her life, stuck with unruly brats forever.

My grandma raised 6 kids who are now mostly well-adjusted adults.

How she did it I don't know. I couldn't handle even one brat.

Wow, you'd think the guy would not want to be hittin' that after 5...

I know of men who start to stray after no. 1 and 2.

This guy must really be boring if he cannot have a conversation with her and sex mad if she is afraid it will lead to relations? How did they ever date? Or was it sex at the first date and mom and dad forever after that?

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strange aeons
Like waving a pencil in the Albert Hall.

O/T, my rather weak claim to fame is that when I was a (well behaved) child, I danced on stage at the Royal Albert Hall. I was in middle school , so aged 10-12, and we performed some country dancing routines. So glamorous!

Even more OT:
In Alfred Hitchcock's 1935 film : "The Thirty- Nine Steps", the climax of the movie involves a series of scenes at the Royal Albert Hall.
The main film characters continually refer to it as the " A Hall ".

Oh.. to be so naive !!
(tee hee)

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randomcfchick
and possibly D. her sex life is boring as hell when it does happen.

Well after 5 kids, the poor Duh can't touch the sides, it's like throwing a sausage down an alleyway.

Or a rice kernel down the Tunnel O' Love.

Like waving a pencil in the Albert Hall.

Feeding a whale a Tic-Tac.

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nightfire

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coco_uk

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randomcfchick
and possibly D. her sex life is boring as hell when it does happen.

Well after 5 kids, the poor Duh can't touch the sides, it's like throwing a sausage down an alleyway.

Or a rice kernel down the Tunnel O' Love.

A marble down the Grand Canyon?

Sucks to be Moo. As a happily CF woman, I can have alone time any time I want.