Jeeez. Every so often, more often than not lately it seems, a Drama-Mama post comes along which is so filled with FAIL it's impossible to just make a single comment and move on in good conscience. So, I have to use my handy scalpel on the whole damned thing in an effort to do it justice..fuckIt's too fucking much. For the past.. five months? My two boys, aged two and four, have been INSANE. And to make matters worse, they only behave this way for me. Up until this point, they've been your typical kids, good for the most part, too smart for their own good, getting into trouble about average.
Clue one is they, "...only behave this way for me", Clue two is they are ages," TWO and FOUR", and Clue three is, "...five months" this has been going on. These are toddlers, for God's sake, why not pick them up when they throw shit, start howling, and/or cause her bodily harm, and smack them on their asses? THEN, lock them in their room for an hour or so until they can come out and not hit her, at the very least! Apparently they respond to other adults who they sense aren't milquetoast, so in this case it is the Moo's fault they are little heathens. WHO is in charge here? Advice comment #1-TAKE CHARGE and be a parent, not a friendNow, I've dealt with some serious misbehavior before, but this.. this is beyond anything I've ever SEEN before, and I am so far past my limit I don't know how I'm still holding on. In just the first hour of this morning, my four year old got mad at me, tried to pummel me with his litle fists, when I held his wrists so he couldn't, he decided to headbutt me in the face, causing a bloody nose and one hell of a headache, while my two year old is screaming at the TOP of his lungs (remember, first thing in the morning, I'm sure our neighbors LOVE us at this point) because he can't have gum, my four year old is screaming now, too, and decides now's a good time to throw his toy box, full of toys, at me
.'Pummeling" with fists, throwing toys, and causing her a fucking bloody nose? You have got to be kidding me! She needs to take charge, NOW, before it's too late for those boys, society, and Moo herself as those kids are a fucking menace!Advice comment #2-Pay attention to, "Spare the rod-spoil the child" and spank the dog shit out of them each and every time they ATTEMPT to physically attack you!Every day now it's like this. Almost every minute, too. I'm trying SO hard. I've tried re-direction, I've tried time-outs, I've remained calm, I've done behavior charts, I've even tried spanking, which I'm pretty against (for my family, that is). I've tried each of these things consistently. NOTHING is working, and like I said, they only behave this way for me.
The only thing those little bastards need "redirecting" to is a LONG "time out" locked in their rooms with no toys. I agree she should "remain calm", WHILE she is smacking them on the ass! "Behavior charts", I don't EVEN know what to say about those other than they need to be tossed into the garbage.Advice comment #3- Stop fucking around with all this Crunchy Moo-Mumbo-Jumbo and start acting like a parent instead! :headbrickEven when they're not being crazy, it's CONSTANT backtalk, and looking right at me while they do something that not only do they KNOW they aren't supposed to do, but I'm TELLING them five hundred times to STOP doing, telling me no, screaming at me that they don't love me, trying tobreak things on purpose. Every day. This is not an exaggeration.
Advice comment #4-If they "KNOW" they aren't supposed to do whatever it is, then no amount of telling them is going to work, as she has already proven. Apparently the only thing these boys will understand is what she has NOT tried and that is a hard spanking, getting locked in their rooms with no toys, and after she has broken them down THEN discuss the matter. Make it known, and enforce, clearly what the consequences are for bad behavior and ALWAYS follow through.I know this is mom confessions, rife with people attacking people, and I expect some snarkiness. But I also hope that some of you will take pity on this young mother, who is trying so hard to do everything right by her boys, but is feeling absolutely hopeless at this moment and going insane from stress. Any suggestions, anything at all that you have to offer, is much appreciated. Because I just CAN'T anymore. I can't.
YES she can and if she doesn't, she may wind up on CNN Headline news as either murdered by her angels OR a Moo killer of her own kids. Is a horrific ending really worth it just because she refused to take charge of a couple of toddlers? How HARD can it be? What suggestions did she hope for, I wonder? I am guessing by "...I also hope that some of you will take pity on this young mother" comment that she's really looking for udder rubs and "poor moo" comments more so than actual advice.:bedmadelie
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!