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Oh, those moos and duhs actually are forced to have kids! Most people don't know this, but when moos and duhs do their mating rituals, sometimes a baby's spirit appears with a glock and puts it to their heads. It goes something like this:
DUH: Ooooooh, Moomoo! Now that we've shoved a few baseball bats into there, I can finally feel something!
MOO: Mmmmm, yeah, now you're not quite throwing your little vienna sausage down a wind-tunnel. ...Hey, what's happening?!
DUH: Oh, no!!!
**A WILD SPIRIT BABY APPEARS AND PUTS A GLOCK TO DUH'S HEAD**
SPIRIT BABY: TAKE THE FUCKING CONDOM OFF, NOW!!!
DUH: WHOA! Calm down, man! Everything's cool, just be calm!
SPIRIT BABY: I'LL BE CALM WHEN YOU SHOOT THAT DEFECTIVE SPERM INTO HER SHRIVELED EGG FACTORIES!!! DO IT, NOW!!!
DUH: Okay, man, it's done! ...And I think I wet myself...erm...her...ummm...
And now you know where teh babbys come from!
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But what about angel moms? Bereaved mothers of stillborns, miscarriages, etc? Because we have nothing to show for our labor of love, society forgets our sacrifices, dedication, grief, selfless love, and having to keep our childrens memory alive because they have no legacy to leave for themselves
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• Degrees in medicine, finance and culinary arts necessary
Let's start making these mandatory before people can procreate now.
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A moo's "skills" are equivalent to flipping a burger at McDonalds or running the checkout at Walmart.
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