Happy early Moo Day, courtesy of Smothering May 05, 2014 | Registered: 18 years ago Posts: 9,964 |
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y It's totally okay to drink and tit-feed because "telling women that they can't drink while nursing is yet another way of undermining breastfeeding." The benefits of boobfeeding trump everything, including the precious miracles not getting spiked milk. It seems all you have to do is wait a bit after drinking before sticking a tit into the loaf's piehole, but that's much too long for some Moos. However, I'm sure if anyone suggested giving Loafley a few drops of whiskey to make him shut the fuck up, these Moos would be screeching left and right.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1352734/i-drink-and-breastfeed
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down Heads up to Ohio folks - a case of diphtheria is floating around over there and who knows how many more people could be infected. The article seems to say the girl got sick despite being vaccinated, which of course means all the anti-vaxers are creaming their pants.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1401268/diphtheria-in-dayton-oh-despite-being-vaccinated
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Told from granny's POV. Moo has two ill-behaved monsters that can't read or write, Moo is a job hopper and has no intention of putting her brats in school. AKA unschooling. Granny asks if this is irresponsible. Seriously, when did it become okay to just let your kids sit at home, becoming dumber and falling far behind their educated peers? That was called "truancy" when I was a kid. Why is that not still a thing? I get that kids may learn at different paces, but it does them no favors to not enroll them in school at all.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1398472/unschooling-irresponsible
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It's okay for the member Moos' kids to have "autism" but it becomes OMG serious bizness when someone else's little ADHD monster is biting one of their pweshuses. That's not allowed. The bitey tard is Moo's boyfriend's 12-year-old, and why Moo chooses to live in a house where her kids are abused by a tard is beyond me. The dickings must be damn good.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1401396/12-yo-friend-biting-my-9-yo-advice
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:baybie1 Single Moo wonders what her future in dating will be like now that she's gone and turned her body into ground zero. A vast majority of unchilded men will want nothing to do with her because most guys like to actually feel something during sex. So her options will be single Duhs, desperate guys or pedophiles. It's cute that she thinks anyone will want damaged goods AND the glorious opportunity to raise some other guy's bastard, though.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1401469/dating-with-a-post-baby-body
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I am a single mother to a one year old. In the last amazing year, I have not even wanted to check my 'goods' out, in fact I have been terrified to. During that miraculous process of birth, I tore, obtained MULTIPLE sizable hemorrhoids, and incurred a lovely little hematoma. It has taken a full year for me to actually gain the courage to probe around. My body is a total mess. One year later and I might as well have the vagina of a stranger. It's stretched and is left with what feels like an uvula at the opening.
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:sx Moos who giggle about how they weren't NOT trying to be knocked up and using the pull-n-pray method. "Teehee I might be pregnant even though we can't afford a baby! LOL, DH forgot to pull out when I was ovulating, ain't that cute?" The reactions of the Duhs vary, but they don't seem to care enough to use a condom or their hand to avoid getting their women in-pig. This thread currently has 92 pages.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/882913/the-i-might-be-pregnant-but-i-wasnt-trying-thread
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:fmbl Baby-rabid Moo (who already has a daughter and a son) wants another daughter, but Duh isn't totally board because the brats keep him from getting any sleep, which interferes with his ability to do his job while Moo sits on her ass at home playing house all day. I bet there will be an oops in his future because He'll Love It When It Gets HereTM and he just has to be shown the light.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1399228/husband-not-100-on-board-try-for-a-girl-parents-of-3-please-respond-too
Now why did I bet thusly? Well 2 years old is the age in which you can leave the babby in a daycare without much problems. They get indipendent at that age. They get a personality, too. So mommy doesn't anymore have the excuse of the baby not to work.Quote
What a Surprise!
DD will be 4 in June and DS will be two in June
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I do good numbers! Moo feels her 14-year-old niece is not a teenager yet and takes issue with her attire, which is goth-type clothes, black nail polish and spiky jewelry. And the fact this kid is getting a SECOND set of holes in her ears or puts funky colors in her hair is just unheard of! Seems the girl isn't dressing like a slut and does well in school, so why does this Moo care so fuckin' much? Also Moo, skinny jeans are not "revealing." Idiot. At the very least, the other heifers are telling her she's a fucktard.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1400749/pre-teen-wild-child
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And how is telling drunk mooos not to titfeed while they're drinking UNDERMINING titfeeding? They could be slowly poisoning their loaves with alcohol. They should be ashamed of themselves IMO.
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