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There's an entire extended famblee living in these mountains, probably 12-14 of them,(an exact number is difficult because they look so much alike) and they ALL have that same impediment causing them to lisp and talk through their noses, as well as they all have unusually large foreheads and eyes spaced far apart like a rabbit too..
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We have quite a few around where I live(South Central Kentucky)with the "lisps" you are referring to. Although some of that is just probably habit because parents encourage it because it's kewt, much of it is a hereditary physical speech impediment caused by upper palate malformation caused by inbreeding. There's an entire extended famblee living in these mountains, probably 12-14 of them,(an exact number is difficult because they look so much alike) and they ALL have that same impediment causing them to lisp and talk through their noses, as well as they all have unusually large foreheads and eyes spaced far apart like a rabbit too..
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There's an entire extended famblee living in these mountains, probably 12-14 of them,(an exact number is difficult because they look so much alike) and they ALL have that same impediment causing them to lisp and talk through their noses, as well as they all have unusually large foreheads and eyes spaced far apart like a rabbit too..
Sasquatch and Big Foot do have human relatives - I knew it. LMAO
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When my boss left for lunch a few minutes ago with his spawn in tow, he whispered, "sorry, its been a stressful day" and I just replied, "YES, YES IT HAS."
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We have quite a few around where I live(South Central Kentucky)with the "lisps" you are referring to. Although some of that is just probably habit because parents encourage it because it's kewt, much of it is a hereditary physical speech impediment caused by upper palate malformation caused by inbreeding. There's an entire extended famblee living in these mountains, probably 12-14 of them,(an exact number is difficult because they look so much alike) and they ALL have that same impediment causing them to lisp and talk through their noses, as well as they all have unusually large foreheads and eyes spaced far apart like a rabbit too..
larious
Their foreheads are pretty large, but their eyes are normally spaced, I think, so its anyone's guess.
I wonder if it would be impolite to ask my boss whether his rodents are inbred? Its hard to believe anyone would encourage this sort of thing. :drool
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If it happens agin move your desk in front of the door, after you trip the breaker for the office radio.
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Only difference is, Dud gets to go home with them and you don't. :beer
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I can't stand children who are "behaving", either. At least if the little fuckers are pitching a tantrum, -most- parents will try to get them to shut the fuck up. WHY breeders think I'll be fine with hearing their little cretins shriek with joy but not with angst is beyond me - it's the same damn eardrum getting pierced!
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I had a boss who was obsessed with everyone else's dogs. He loved it when everyone would bring their dogs into work. They would inevitably *shit* on the carpet and I'd have to suffer through the workday breathing in
dogshit fumes. His favorite was a minpin named Lola. He would randomly take off his shoes and socks to let Lola lick his feet.
I think we can all agree that work needs to remain a place for work and the rest of the bullshit needs to stay at home.
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We have quite a few around where I live(South Central Kentucky)with the "lisps" you are referring to. Although some of that is just probably habit because parents encourage it because it's kewt, much of it is a hereditary physical speech impediment caused by upper palate malformation caused by inbreeding. There's an entire extended famblee living in these mountains, probably 12-14 of them,(an exact number is difficult because they look so much alike) and they ALL have that same impediment causing them to lisp and talk through their noses, as well as they all have unusually large foreheads and eyes spaced far apart like a rabbit too..
larious
Their foreheads are pretty large, but their eyes are normally spaced, I think, so its anyone's guess.
I wonder if it would be impolite to ask my boss whether his rodents are inbred? Its hard to believe anyone would encourage this sort of thing. :drool