Kim's thread makes me think this is
spin off worthyThe thread was initially about Grand Theft Toddler Grandma, a woman who felt so entitled to the possession of her grandchild that she walked into a McDonald's play area, scooped him up and tried to take off with him, over the protest of his parents. Grandma is now in jail.
Once things died down, the thread went into a wild tangent about penises, diaper explosions, kids who pee up the wall and finger paint with poo.
Some of it is worth a *chuckle* but most of the stories make me think "..and people think this is the life I should be living?
Fuuuuuck no."
A few examples:
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My DS once told me that his testicles were his best friends.
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My 2 year old likes to put his penis and testicles on top of his waistband and walk around like that. He does it with so little fanfare that it generally takes me a few minutes before I realize he's done it and by that time half the store/pool/playground is busting out laughing at him.
I should also mention that he has a significant hydrocele so his testicles are HUGE (think ping pong ball sized) so it's a bizarre sight on this little bitty 2 year old.
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I have twin girls and they can still do some gross shit. Ex: during naked time one twin decided to poop and the second twin decided to catch it and pass it to the first twin. Happened so fast and then they had to have a bath immediately. At least it didn't land on the floor?
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