I need some good ideas! Baby crap in common areas

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randomcfchick
Making copies of the notice is an excellent idea. Leave one in the stroller every time they leave the damn thing there. And call/e-mail/text management EVERY SINGLE TIME it's left there.

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rockchick
My dear friends! I am here to update!

So, I recall posting that building management put up notices by the elevators and in the hallway proper, they were all taken down by the breeders. I called the manager's office again and complained. I got a call back from them today saying they'd put up more notices. This time, I will do this: I will xerox each notice x100 so if the breeders take the notice down, I will put a new one up, and like this ad infinitum.

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rockchick
My dear friends! I am here to update!

So, I recall posting that building management put up notices by the elevators and in the hallway proper, they were all taken down by the breeders. I called the manager's office again and complained. I got a call back from them today saying they'd put up more notices. This time, I will do this: I will xerox each notice x100 so if the breeders take the notice down, I will put a new one up, and like this ad infinitum.

Glue one up with Gorilla Glue and cover it with clear polyurethane lacquer.

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randomcfchick
I am skeptical the dude could get a shot of you in the hall without opening the door, but for argument's sake, let's say he managed to do so (using the peephole? they keyhole? Who knows), I'd be careful about actually doing anything more to the stroller. Stick to the high road, because you don't wanna give the couple any ammunition to use against when management gets involved (more on that later). Keep a log of when the stroller's there. Turn on the time/date stamp and take pictures...hell, the neighbors have no problem doing so. Or at least claiming they are. So they can't complain if you do.

Clearly they feel that keeping it in the hall is fine. Look up the fire regulations and see if Duh's correct in his info. If he's actually right, then look at the terms of your lease for rules about personal possessions in common areas. All apartment buildings have regulations about what you can and can't keep in hallways, stairwells, common rooms, etc. Once you've read up to see what-all rules they're breaking, make an in-person visit to management, telling them that the neighbors have been removing their notices, and were very rude and confrontational toward you, and that since they are not only cluttering up the hall but being rude and argumentative, you feel the situation should involve the management now. Have your documentation ready, as well as the page from the lease rules that they're violating.

In my dealings with apartment management in similar idiot-breeder situations, I found that I got really good results from being polite, calm, and concise while presenting evidence. I wanted SO BADLY to go off on a rant about how loud the kids upstairs were being, but I reminded myself to be the mature one. The neighbors were defensive, trashy, and sullen. Guess who the landlord took more seriously? My complaints were logged, and led to that family eventually being kicked out.

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rockchick
Just had the breeders show up ay my door.....
Duh, being the more important one because his dick werx spoke to me first, saying that their stupid stroller didn't violate fire regulations because there was still more than 120cm between the stroller and the wall which apparently is the gold standard here.

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rockchick
Just had the breeders show up ay my door. eyes2 So today I photocopied the notice and put one photocopy in the stroller. When I went out again later on the stroller notice was gone so I put another one in there. Just as I was playing 'Sweet Child O'Mine' on my guitar (isn't the name of that song kinda ironic in this whole context) the breeders knocked on my door.
Duh, being the more important one because his dick werx spoke to me first, saying that their stupid stroller didn't violate fire regulations because there was still more than 120cm between the stroller and the wall which apparently is the gold standard here. Then I argued that it didn't look nice and that if everybody started keeping their stuff in the hallway...bla bla bla. Then of course the enraged moo appeared in the hallway and started screaming at me, repeating the same stuff duh just said. I told them I'd start keeping my trash in the hallway and duh said, oh no that's illegal, and that he has a pic on his phone of the time I left the trash in the hallway. Seriously, who takes pics of other people's trash? :headbrick
The moo is such a nasty piece of shit, she went back into their apartment and reappeared with a bottle of valerian 'to calm my nerves'. I told her to keep her stuff away from me. Why would I need the valerian when she was the one who was shouting? Honestly, there is no way to win with these people. Why can they not understand that not everybody likes to see their kindercrap first thing in the morning when they leave the house? Just keep it in your apartment, ffs!

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rockchick
I would gladly superglue the breeders and their chyldrun to the stroller, garnish the whole thing with rotting shrimp and lock them in their apartment. Unfortunately that would only be generating trouble for myself, so I better leave that be. With a parking space it's more straightforward because you actually are assigned a specific space and pay for it, so it's a bit like renting an apartment for your car haha.
I forgot to mention on here that during our argument breeder duh said that there was a 'stroller room' in the building but that it was 'full', so last nite I went down to the front desk and asked to see the 'stroller room'. Of course it turned out to be a bike storage room (note how breeders always pretend everything is only for them) but there were a few strollers in there too. Due to the fact that there are no actual storage racks for the bikes it is quite crammed, but there is space for one more stroller. The guy on duty gave me the phone number of the woman who takes care of our specific building (the office I called was the main office dealing with all the buildings serviced by the same company) so I'll be calling her tomorrow.
Unfortunately people here don't care about anyone tripping and suing because we're in Europe and they just don't give a damn. And because I'm the only foreigner here and dress like a normal person and not like a hooker out on the prowl, suspicion would quickly fall on me anyway. Plus society here is soooooo breederific it's insane. Just consider this: I read that a few years ago, a 'memorial' was set up in the city's busiest square 'honoring' all the 'victims of abortion'. Sculptures of fetuses were laid out on the ground along with reasons why they had been aborted such as 'my mommy and daddy wanted to finish their studies and get good jobs'. Ridiculous!
Also, smoking on the balconies in our building has been banned because some idiot chucked a cigarette butt from their balcony and it landed in a stroller (presumably with the loaf inside). So now because of one idiot nobody is allowed to smoke? Hahaha, gimme a break. I wonder whether they would've banned it if the cigarette butt had hit a dog, cat or elderly person? Or just, you know, anyone? I doubt it. But because zomg it landed in a stroller it got banned. I don't smoke but I told my boyfriend to please double his terrible 15-a-day habit!
I am going to call everybody in charge because I fucking pay service charges so they have to listen to me too!

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catharsist
Your area is too breederific for words. Since when is controlling your life and trying to better yourself a problem? That whole "finishing studies to get good jobs" thing.. Wouldn't that be a pro-CHOICE argument instead of an anti choice one? I don't even get it. bad idea

I say you see what's up with the service charges thing because quite frankly, you're a citizen there too and you deserve to be considered. A stroller in the hallway is a hazardous eye sore and these breeder bastards don't seem worth their salt. How long have they been living there in relation to you? They may be getting preferential treatment due to longer renting tenants having to pay more and thus lining the pockets of the renting company a wee bit more than a newer renter. The company may be protecting its own interests by not pissing off the breedersons.

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night owl

The pissed off part of me who had surgery recently and is still rolling on pain meds has a disgusting idea involving condoms and oyster innards and that goddamned stroller. It might be too gross to post?

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night owl

The pissed off part of me who had surgery recently and is still rolling on pain meds has a disgusting idea involving condoms and oyster innards and that goddamned stroller. It might be too gross to post?

Ooh post it, pretty please.

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night owl
Ohh, so you're in a breederific country where the whole country has lost their collective mind in the Cult of the Chyuwld ^TM

Okay, that explains it then.

I hope that you get a real action type of response out of the building management, but the pessimist in me is feeling sad for you already.

The pissed off part of me who had surgery recently and is still rolling on pain meds has a disgusting idea involving condoms and oyster innards and that goddamned stroller. It might be too gross to post? But oh man if I could sneak into your building for you and do it, I would laugh my ass off for years. Those fucking breeders across the hall. Karma, where are you?

Mr. Og sounds like a real winner. Someone all of us females should be salivating to have sex with. What a god he must be. Aren't we all just devastated that he's already found his goddess. Puke.