Sorry you ruined your lady parts e-card

The truth hurts - but not as much as I imagine shitting a loaf does.

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Mine looks like a nine year olds. :biggrin2

Super tight that two fingers inserted hurt.

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shy lurker
Mine looks like a nine year olds. :biggrin2

Super tight that two fingers inserted hurt.

Mine is the same way, two fingers hurt.

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shy lurker
Mine looks like a nine year olds. :biggrin2

Super tight that two fingers inserted hurt.

Mine is the same way, two fingers hurt.

Hey I thought I was weird because mine was so tight! I can't fit two. It's nice to see I'm actually normal for a change!

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aliceblue
The truth hurts - but not as much as I imagine shitting a loaf does.

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LOL. Who comes up with those things?

When I was younger, and painfully trying to use tampons, I wondered "and a BABY is supposed to come out of there? Oh, f* no."

Two fingers hurt me, too.

And occasionally a tampon can be painful, and I'm 43smile

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shy lurker
Mine looks like a nine year olds. :biggrin2

Super tight that two fingers inserted hurt.

So does mine

Two fingers is a bad shape and not comfortable, I would think that is normal...
But a penis is (normally) a decent amount larger than one finger, are you all not having straight sex? What am I missing here?
Not trying to be offensive, I promise, just me being weird and curious! :redface

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Two fingers hurt me, too.

And occasionally a tampon can be painful, and I'm 43smile

Tampax "slender/regular" are hard to find but SO worth searching for. Given that I'm older than you by years this might be important for a while. Seem to me that fertility is a bitch - those who want it least get it the longest.. Cannot wait until the money for tampons and b.c. can go to something fun!

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Presto
Two fingers is a bad shape and not comfortable, I would think that is normal...
But a penis is (normally) a decent amount larger than one finger, are you all not having straight sex? What am I missing here?
Not trying to be offensive, I promise, just me being weird and curious! :redface

I guess they're talking about when unaroused. I can't imagine any number of fingers feels pleasant under those circumstances, though.

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Presto
Two fingers is a bad shape and not comfortable, I would think that is normal...
But a penis is (normally) a decent amount larger than one finger, are you all not having straight sex? What am I missing here?
Not trying to be offensive, I promise, just me being weird and curious! :redface

I can say that I am not having straight sex, I have never even let a penis near me, sooo.....
But, if you are wet enough and turned on enough, then more can fit in if you are careful.

I think what really loosens a woman IS sluicing. To me, when a woman is described as 'loose' it's because she's sluiced a brat or several.

I don't care how much sex a CF woman has, she will keep her lady bits in tact, because she isn't passing a watermelon through something the size of a golf ball.

BTW, I'm still as good as I was when I was a teen. I'm 46 this December. No hotdog-hallway scenario going on here!

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shy lurker
Mine looks like a nine year olds. :biggrin2

Super tight that two fingers inserted hurt.

Mine is the same way, two fingers hurt.

Hey I thought I was weird because mine was so tight! I can't fit two. It's nice to see I'm actually normal for a change!

Same here. I could make diamonds with mine.

(I wonder how many moos are lurking on this thread, scarlet with anger and jealousy? Ha!)

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Presto
Two fingers is a bad shape and not comfortable, I would think that is normal...
But a penis is (normally) a decent amount larger than one finger, are you all not having straight sex? What am I missing here?
Not trying to be offensive, I promise, just me being weird and curious! :redface

I've not had PIV yet so that could help me. Even when I'm "in the mood" I'm still that tight because I kegel like.. All the time.. Like even when I'm not noticing. I couldn't fit a dudes equipment in there, much less a loaf. Uuuuuggghhhh WHY would someone do that on purpose? I still can't wrap my head around it.

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Presto
Two fingers is a bad shape and not comfortable, I would think that is normal...
But a penis is (normally) a decent amount larger than one finger, are you all not having straight sex? What am I missing here?
Not trying to be offensive, I promise, just me being weird and curious! :redface

Mr S and I call it, creative lovemaking.

I'll leave the rest to one's imagination....

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I think what really loosens a woman IS sluicing. To me, when a woman is described as 'loose' it's because she's sluiced a brat or several.

I don't care how much sex a CF woman has, she will keep her lady bits in tact, because she isn't passing a watermelon through something the size of a golf ball.

BTW, I'm still as good as I was when I was a teen. I'm 46 this December. No hotdog-hallway scenario going on here!

I agree 100%. Very few guys, if any, are big enough to make any irreversible changes. Now, giving birth, different story, from what I am told. I have never touched a single moo "down there".

So glad we talked about this, girls. I've got a one-finger snapper myself. Always thought I was a freak. Penetration can be quite painful at times.

Luckily, penetration isn't a requirement since I'm a lez. :sx

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shy lurker
Mine looks like a nine year olds. :biggrin2

Super tight that two fingers inserted hurt.

My bits are so tight and sensitive they present a problem. I had difficulty getting Monostat suppositories (medication) in when I had a yeast infection after having a nasty period never mind my little finger. It's problematic in my love life to say the least as I'm hetro.

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Excuses!

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Presto
Two fingers is a bad shape and not comfortable, I would think that is normal...
But a penis is (normally) a decent amount larger than one finger, are you all not having straight sex? What am I missing here?
Not trying to be offensive, I promise, just me being weird and curious! :redface

Straight sex is more than penis in vagina. Penis over vagina is sex, oral is sex, anal is sex too. Penis over vagina (and even anal! Sperms can get around...) can get you preggers tho, so birth control is a must.

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Excuses!

I'm sorry my wording wasn't precise enough. I'm pretty sure my intent came across though.
Personally I prefer anal myself due to IC which comes with bladder pain, and anal is that much further away from the painful parts.
Vasectomy beats bc hands down. Yes I know you had your plumbing removed. Good for you!up

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Presto
I'm sorry my wording wasn't precise enough. I'm pretty sure my intent came across though.
Personally I prefer anal myself due to IC which comes with bladder pain, and anal is that much further away from the painful parts.
Vasectomy beats bc hands down. Yes I know you had your plumbing removed. Good for you!up

I'm an anal fan myself but much lube is needed, and Vasectomy beats hysterectomy, but hey, I had other reasons too *shrugs*. Among them I was loosing a lot of blood during periods that lasted two weeks that came with blinding migraines. I was basically spending half my life shut down because of some rotten little organs.

Besides, birth control was getting narrow in the option department for me, as hormones were out because of obesity, high blood pressure, and history of stroke.

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Excuses!

I remember when my mom explained the birth process to me. I said how awful it seemed to go through the hassle. Mom said:" Oh, you forget all the pain, you get to take your baby home." I blurted :" That's just as bad. You are stuck with that thing." Now I realize the damage is probably worse than being stuck with that :baybie1. :bdid