ChuckECheese #392

What the hell? They sell beer at ChuckECheese?

I had no clue. That is fucked up.

perhaps the parents need alcohol to cope with their little monsters..wouldnt be surpised

It's probably not even very good beer, anyway. Give me a good micro-brewpub any day!

I agree with mercurior. The only way anyone could stand being in that place for any length of time is if they were buzzed or drunk off their duff.

New ad for FuckeeCheesy:

Ad opens with a wide-angle shot of unruly crackmonkeys from your worst nightmare and breeders drunk from Bud piss beer. After a few seconds, singers sweetly chime in with, "FuckeeCheesy, fam-moo-lee paradise!"

Such a place is a paradise to breeders and their crotchdroppings. Give me somewhere that is not attractive to the FuckeeCheese crowd any day!