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"Can I put this fetus on layaway?" :wtf

Posted by Dorisan 
"Can I put this fetus on layaway?" :wtf
October 18, 2014
From another board, ranting about customer service hell, someone works at a sperm bank/embryo freezing place. One day, they receive a call

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I had a woman call me crying. She was 8 weeks pregnant and not ready for a baby. She asked if she could cryogenically freeze her fetus until she was ready to be a mother.
Re: "Can I put this fetus on layaway?" :wtf
October 18, 2014
Oh that's hilarious! Someone wasn't paying attention in sex ed nor in basic biology.
8 weeks... Nope! Not too late for an abortion, but way past "freeze the embryo" stage.
Re: "Can I put this fetus on layaway?" :wtf
October 18, 2014
But I did it with a pork roast!

Bzzzt! FAIL!

On a serious note - crazy thoughts like these are borne from the Forced Birfin Propaganda.
Re: "Can I put this fetus on layaway?" :wtf
October 18, 2014
waving hellolarious Oh god. I'd love to know what the response was.

Oh a more serious note, I hope she aborted. The idea of someone of this level of intelligence being responsible for raising a living being is frightening.
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