Moo writes revolting post re BFing - and confirms much of what we have been saying

WARMINIG - nasty picture of loaf with filthy, milk dripping face
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The title is "you sat in the splash zone" and she admits how gross moos are

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Whenever Violet detached from the breast, milk shot forth in a fire-hose spray, splattering every unfortunate surface in range. When I attempted a discreet feeding at a sushi restaurant, milk sprayed the decorative Shoji screen.......When my sister sat too close, she suffered a shower of droplets on her wine glass. “Eww!” she said, laughing.
“Deal with it,” I said. “You sat in the splash zone.”

AND HOW FILTHY SHE AND HER LOAF ARE

It was Violet’s face that got the worst of it. She would pop of the breast to grin at me, then bat her eyes, bewildered, as the spray hit her face. Milk soaked into the crevices of her abundant neck rolls. When she went two days without a bath, she smelled like yogurt. When she went three days without a bath, she smelled like cheese

Moo also admits that she doesn't give a shit about how anyone else feels about the grossness when she repulses her 22 y.ol brother. Brother says she isn't as bad a a woman he saw shopping and ....well read

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She was pushing her kid in the grocery cart. He started crying and she whipped out this long, saggy, boob and began nursing him. In the middle of the aisle.”
I thought about the brazen confidence required to successfully execute this maneuver. “That lady is my hero,” I said.

No only does she idolize sand filled gym socks, she muses in the shower about being a fertility goddess and talks how the "superpower" of bfing requires "momcentric" parenting. eyes2 A goddess and a superhero?? Aren't we special.

To top it all off, she also admits that these bfing moos are deluded mental cases.

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my husband was growing tired of the family bed. “Violet was kicking me half the night,” he complained. “Then she was using my neck as a pillow, breathing her stinky baby breath larious on me at 3 a.m.”

“You think her breath is stinky?” I asked, perplexed. To me, Violet’s milky breath was a sweet perfume. When I couldn’t sleep, I would snuggle next to Violet, breathing in as she breathed out.

After I limited Violet’s breast-feeding sessions to once a day, her breath took on the distinct odor of canned corn. “We need to brush her teeth more often,” I told my husband. “Her breath smells weird.”

“That’s what her breath has always smelled like,” my husband said.

Eww! I tried reading the article but just couldn't get through it.

Yeah, I'll pass on the "joy" or parenthood. eyes2

Why would you go three days without bathing a loaf?? Those things sit in pee and poop- filled diapers all damn day. Wash the damn thing!

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stillwaters
Why would you go three days without bathing a loaf?? Those things sit in pee and poop- filled diapers all damn day. Wash the damn thing!

They smell grim, except when they've literally just come out of the bath. The idea that you would leave it to stew in its own filth for 3 days is just - yuck

I feel sorry for this woman's husband. It sounds like he did all the cunt work while she wandered round in a haze of beefing bliss, because obviously being able to feed the baybee "magical milkies" was all she needed to do.

"Twiddling" makes my nipples ache just thinking about it.

I'm sorry, there's no way I can click that link.

"Discreet feeding" my ass. That mad cow should be charged with vandalism and assault for the incident at the sushi restaurant.

Normally IDGAF about Duhs in these cases because :bedmadelie but the poor bastard can't even sleep in his own bed without getting kicked and a face-ful of moldy, filthy-smelling breath.

Splash zone moo should cover herself or provide bystanders with umbrellas. Nobody, even your sister, wants a drop of that flavored bovine excretion near them. Doesn't she have any sense of shame? Some people who inadvertently spit while talking, at some point avoid going out in public. They do not brag about their saliva flying every which way. As if we need more reasons to keep away from that mess.:BS Forget Ebola, beware the lactating females.

This nastyness right here is why I'm against uncovered breastfeeding in public. Also why the fuck doesn't she wash rhe damn baby before it smells like old dairy products? Vomatrocious.

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Shiny
This nastyness right here is why I'm against uncovered breastfeeding in public. Also why the fuck doesn't she wash rhe damn baby before it smells like old dairy products? Vomatrocious.

That's what I was going to say. I hate that "Let People BF in Public Because Nature!" crap. I think fucking is natural but porn is *WRONG* for cows so NOOOOOOO..