Re: My cousin, the twee breeder blahgger... :rolleyes2 November 14, 2014 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 2,430 |
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popcornculturejunkie
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catharsist
Yeah, honestly, even though it sucks, it will probably wear off. It's just novelty. If anyone particularly likes giving breeders a dose of truth (I always am) buy the "I'm okay you're a brat" book and give it to them as a baby shower gift. The longest chapter in the book is all the shit you get to give up post-birth. I know I bring it up a lot but it's my favorite default gift ever.
I'm also thinking of adding "40 Reasons Not to Have Kids" to that list
Re: My cousin, the twee breeder blahgger... :rolleyes2 November 14, 2014 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 2,176 |
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Sorry 'bout your cousin, OP.
Re: My cousin, the twee breeder blahgger... :rolleyes2 November 20, 2014 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 2,176 |
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Twee Queen
To our son: when you can read this (like in a year when you learn to read because you are a genius), I just want you to know that only parents who love you a whole bunch would put your penis on the internet, and we love you so, so, so much.
Re: My cousin, the twee breeder blahgger... :rolleyes2 November 20, 2014 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 464 |
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Re: My cousin, the twee breeder blahgger... :rolleyes2 November 21, 2014 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 2,176 |
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rudeawakening
Holy shit, did they actually put a picture of his dick on the internet?! Not only does that have the potential to be extremely embarrassing in the future, but some sicko might be getting off on pictures of their naked kyd. A parent's love at its finest...s
Re: My cousin, the twee breeder blahgger... :rolleyes2 November 21, 2014 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 172 |
At 14 months old, he'll write his autobiography and get it published. At two years old, he'll be retired on an island with Bengal tigers. eyes2Quote
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Twee Queen
To our son: when you can read this (like in a year when you learn to read because you are a genius), I just want you to know that only parents who love you a whole bunch would put your penis on the internet, and we love you so, so, so much.
A year? Of COURSE he'll be able to read in a year... eyes2 As far as the penis part, well, my cousin still isn't quite aware of what an attention whore she really is... :headbrick
Re: My cousin, the twee breeder blahgger... :rolleyes2 November 21, 2014 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 259 |
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beezle
At 14 months old, he'll write his autobiography and get it published. At two years old, he'll be retired on an island with Bengal tigers. eyes2
She seems as though she would be fine with him posting pics of his dick on the Internet and sending them to girls' phones when he's 14-years-old.
Re: My cousin, the twee breeder blahgger... :rolleyes2 November 22, 2014 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 172 |
Re: My cousin, the twee breeder blahgger... :rolleyes2 November 22, 2014 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 2,176 |
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beezle
In one of her blog posts, she states her maternity leave was unpaid and makes a side note "Thanks America". Well, tough udders. The money you think should have gone toward your maternity leave went toward someone(s) who was present at your teaching job while you were playing House!
Re: My cousin, the twee breeder blahgger... :rolleyes2 November 22, 2014 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 464 |
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popcornculturejunkie
It was an ultrasound pic, but who's to say these dumb fucks won't post bath pics in the future?
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beezle
In one of her blog posts, she states her maternity leave was unpaid and makes a side note "Thanks America". Well, tough udders. The money you think should have gone toward your maternity leave went toward someone(s) who was present at your teaching job while you were playing House!