My cousin, the twee breeder blahgger... :rolleyes2

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catharsist
Yeah, honestly, even though it sucks, it will probably wear off. It's just novelty. If anyone particularly likes giving breeders a dose of truth (I always am) buy the "I'm okay you're a brat" book and give it to them as a baby shower gift. The longest chapter in the book is all the shit you get to give up post-birth. I know I bring it up a lot but it's my favorite default gift ever.

I'm also thinking of adding "40 Reasons Not to Have Kids" to that list

That is SUCH a good book. Buy that shit for fence sitters! If I bought that for a soon to be breeder I would be disavowed. Lol!

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Sorry 'bout your cousin, OP.

Eh smile

Every famblee tree has its nuts...problem is, there's more nuts than actual tree in my case. eyes2

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"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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I was bored, so I went snarking again...

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Twee Queen
To our son: when you can read this (like in a year when you learn to read because you are a genius), I just want you to know that only parents who love you a whole bunch would put your penis on the internet, and we love you so, so, so much.

A year? Of COURSE he'll be able to read in a year... eyes2 As far as the penis part, well, my cousin still isn't quite aware of what an attention whore she really is... :headbrick

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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Holy shit, did they actually put a picture of his dick on the internet?! Not only does that have the potential to be extremely embarrassing in the future, but some sicko might be getting off on pictures of their naked kyd. A parent's love at its finest...s

Of all the unsolicited dick pictures out there, that has got to be the worst.

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Holy shit, did they actually put a picture of his dick on the internet?! Not only does that have the potential to be extremely embarrassing in the future, but some sicko might be getting off on pictures of their naked kyd. A parent's love at its finest...s

It was an ultrasound pic, but who's to say these dumb fucks won't post bath pics in the future?

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

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popcornculturejunkie
I was bored, so I went snarking again...

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Twee Queen
To our son: when you can read this (like in a year when you learn to read because you are a genius), I just want you to know that only parents who love you a whole bunch would put your penis on the internet, and we love you so, so, so much.

A year? Of COURSE he'll be able to read in a year... eyes2 As far as the penis part, well, my cousin still isn't quite aware of what an attention whore she really is... :headbrick

At 14 months old, he'll write his autobiography and get it published. At two years old, he'll be retired on an island with Bengal tigers. eyes2

She seems as though she would be fine with him posting pics of his dick on the Internet and sending them to girls' phones when he's 14-years-old.

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beezle
At 14 months old, he'll write his autobiography and get it published. At two years old, he'll be retired on an island with Bengal tigers. eyes2

She seems as though she would be fine with him posting pics of his dick on the Internet and sending them to girls' phones when he's 14-years-old.

larious

In one of her blog posts, she states her maternity leave was unpaid and makes a side note "Thanks America". Well, tough udders. The money you think should have gone toward your maternity leave went toward someone(s) who was present at your teaching job while you were playing House!

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beezle
In one of her blog posts, she states her maternity leave was unpaid and makes a side note "Thanks America". Well, tough udders. The money you think should have gone toward your maternity leave went toward someone(s) who was present at your teaching job while you were playing House!

I just feel for her... :bawl :Violin :Violin :Violin

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

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popcornculturejunkie
It was an ultrasound pic, but who's to say these dumb fucks won't post bath pics in the future?

Ha, my bad—just saw that post. The fact that she was showing the world his penis before birth does not bode well for his future privacy. Maybe she'll post a dick pic to show the world the benefits of "intactivism," a favorite cause célèbre of crunchy moos...

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beezle
In one of her blog posts, she states her maternity leave was unpaid and makes a side note "Thanks America". Well, tough udders. The money you think should have gone toward your maternity leave went toward someone(s) who was present at your teaching job while you were playing House!

She wasn't paid for work she didn't perform?! THE HORROR! :hs