Pregnancy tips from The Onion

Just came across this in another CF page.

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Lol! That's really funny. The yoga class thing especially.

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If you have difficulty conceiving, don’t despair. That’s simply your body’s way of telling you to continue enjoying life for a little while longer

Or it is a reminder that your hubby had a snip and he never told ya. And you thought you were "forgetting to take a pill".

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Avoid things that can harm your baby, such as career ambitions, thoughts of furthering your education, and any personal hobbies or interests that once gave you a sense of identity

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Basically you will no longer have a personal life and your body will be destroyed as you start to age relentlessly after the rough pregnancy and birthing process followed by years of caring for ungrateful, loud, demanding, needy, and obnoxious offspring.

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Avoid things that can harm your baby, such as career ambitions, thoughts of furthering your education, and any personal hobbies or interests that once gave you a sense of identity

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Yeah, that one was my favourite as well.

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Avoid things that can harm your baby, such as career ambitions, thoughts of furthering your education, and any personal hobbies or interests that once gave you a sense of identity

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Therefore it is highly recommended to not use a coat hanger. Instead, services of a medical professional should be used to extract the clump of cells fully, quickly and with minimal pain to the woman. Problem solved.

More CF goodness from the Onion. Studies indicate owning a cool leather jacket is more rewarding that raising children.

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