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"Won't Someone Think of the Chyldrun!!!" Laundry Liquid Edition?!

Posted by cfchevygirl 
"Won't Someone Think of the Chyldrun!!!" Laundry Liquid Edition?!
December 16, 2014
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Some Lunatic
I started this campaign after seeing an advert for Surf's Flirty Shades liquid. It glorifies and normalises abuse of women and is not appropriate to be sold as a laundry product. Laundry products should not be sexualised and children should be protected from seeing this. This product needs to removed from sale by Unilever ASAP and a public apology should be made to all of those women who have suffered abuse. Thank you kindly for you time and support.

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Ok, I guess this is a take-off on the whole 50 Shades of Gray thing. I don't know whether this is a new product, but, I thought the whole hype around that lost steam recently. Also, 50SoG is traditionally labeled as moomy-porn isn't it? Either way, it's ridiculous. It's laundry soap! And how would sprogs even know about 50SoG unless they got into moomy's porn stash?
Re: "Won't Someone Think of the Chyldrun!!!" Laundry Liquid Edition?!
December 16, 2014
Oh please. Doing an abracadabra on ordinary household products to make them appealing to women goes sooo far back.

I trolled youtube for some of the commercials. Remember Madge the Manicurist, who used Palmolive as a hand softener? Heaven forfend the outrage at the phrase "you're soaking in it."

And there have been worse. I had this one saved from several years back


Yup according to this cunt I am a battered woman because I am a submissive. Lovely. Excuse me while I see if I can bitch at her.
Re: "Won't Someone Think of the Chyldrun!!!" Laundry Liquid Edition?!
December 16, 2014
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mistress rotwang
Yup according to this cunt I am a battered woman because I am a submissive. Lovely. Excuse me while I see if I can bitch at her.

Mistress Rotwang:

Even though I'm a married straight female and as vanilla as it gets, something tells me I could totally go out for beers with you and have a blast all night and own the town.

so sorry for the interruption and back to your regular childfree programming.
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the noodler
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mistress rotwang
Yup according to this cunt I am a battered woman because I am a submissive. Lovely. Excuse me while I see if I can bitch at her.

Mistress Rotwang:

Even though I'm a married straight female and as vanilla as it gets, something tells me I could totally go out for beers with you and have a blast all night and own the town.

so sorry for the interruption and back to your regular childfree programming.

As long as there is Optimator I will be happy. I love Optimator. :beer

Most people seem to think I am crazy. I have no clue why (well, not really).

As long as you keep me away from Manhattans I make a good drinking buddy. Me+Manhattans= barfing in every bush and garbage can from the bar to my apartment
Re: "Won't Someone Think of the Chyldrun!!!" Laundry Liquid Edition?!
December 16, 2014
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mistress rotwang
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the noodler
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mistress rotwang
Yup according to this cunt I am a battered woman because I am a submissive. Lovely. Excuse me while I see if I can bitch at her.

Mistress Rotwang:

Even though I'm a married straight female and as vanilla as it gets, something tells me I could totally go out for beers with you and have a blast all night and own the town.

so sorry for the interruption and back to your regular childfree programming.

As long as there is Optimator I will be happy. I love Optimator. :beer

Most people seem to think I am crazy. I have no clue why (well, not really).

As long as you keep me away from Manhattans I make a good drinking buddy. Me+Manhattans= barfing in every bush and garbage can from the bar to my apartment

Snake bites. Yukon Jack and Rose's lime juice. It never ends well for me.
Re: "Won't Someone Think of the Chyldrun!!!" Laundry Liquid Edition?!
December 16, 2014
I'd love to join you two! :beer

Just keep me away from the tequila. two faces puking
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mumofsixbirds
I'd love to join you two! :beer

Just keep me away from the tequila. two faces puking

You can give me the tequila. All that I know is that if certain members of this board ever get together then it would be the party of the century... I will bring the beer!

On that note, why am I always the source of threadjacks talking about booze, sex, or other various categories of insanity?
Re: "Won't Someone Think of the Chyldrun!!!" Laundry Liquid Edition?!
December 17, 2014
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mistress rotwang
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mumofsixbirds
I'd love to join you two! :beer

Just keep me away from the tequila. two faces puking

You can give me the tequila. All that I know is that if certain members of this board ever get together then it would be the party of the century... I will bring the beer!

On that note, why am I always the source of threadjacks talking about booze, sex, or other various categories of insanity?




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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
Re: "Won't Someone Think of the Chyldrun!!!" Laundry Liquid Edition?!
December 17, 2014
Thom:



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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."
Some people sure have WAAAAY too much time on their hands to create and sign a petition over laundry detergent. Also WAAAAY too easily offended.

I really don't know anything about 50 Shades of Gray, but I was thinking that things in that story were consensual?
Re: "Won't Someone Think of the Chyldrun!!!" Laundry Liquid Edition?!
December 18, 2014
I see absolutely nothing wrong with the product. I mean who doesn't like nice smelling products?
Re: "Won't Someone Think of the Chyldrun!!!" Laundry Liquid Edition?!
December 18, 2014
I suddenly feel the urge to try a new laundry soap! Not into the whole 50 Shades series (it started out as a Twilight fanfiction!), but if it pisses off the First World Problems Mommy Brigade, I'm in.

Add me to the guest list of the drunken CF party! I'll bring some fun friends, too!
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