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From The Onion, but I wonder if the article doesn't contain some truth

Posted by Dorisan 
From The Onion, but I wonder if the article doesn't contain some truth
January 24, 2015
I wonder how many doctors have become palled over the business of explaining blobs to their patients and occasionally try to liven things up by making up shit, or seeing how many singular copies they can pass off as different feti?

Dr uses same ultrasound picture over and over again
Ya know, I would not be surprised if there wee some doctors out there who did just that.
It would work too, knowing how gullible breeders are. waving hellolarious
Re: From The Onion, but I wonder if the article doesn't contain some truth
January 25, 2015
Most people would not be able to tell the difference one way or another. Even right after they are born most just look the same.
This just made my day.
:yeah
Re: From The Onion, but I wonder if the article doesn't contain some truth
January 26, 2015
This reminds me of something TRUE - a lazy fertility Doc - who used his own sperm rather than bother with anonymous donors. Yes, I'm sure all that would be so much of a pain in the ass to bother with - when you can just beat your meat and get right to the fertilizin.

ERG.

More info -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecil_Jacobson

I read a True Crime book about this -

http://www.amazon.com/Babymaker-The-Rick-Nelson/dp/0553561626

The aftermath probably looked something like this ~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqknsV2fKSI

(The universal language of an unsavory loser belching is the relevant part.)
Re: From The Onion, but I wonder if the article doesn't contain some truth
January 27, 2015
I actually belong to a different forum where Mr C J regularly shows up to troll, often after someone brings up his story.
It's usually funny-disgusting to me, but some people get outright disturbed that he has an RSS for his name on the internet. Easy to do, and if I were infamous, I would too.
Re: From The Onion, but I wonder if the article doesn't contain some truth
January 27, 2015
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Presto
I actually belong to a different forum where Mr C J regularly shows up to troll, often after someone brings up his story.
It's usually funny-disgusting to me, but some people get outright disturbed that he has an RSS for his name on the internet. Easy to do, and if I were infamous, I would too.

HOLY CRAP!

EWWWWW!!!
Re: From The Onion, but I wonder if the article doesn't contain some truth
January 27, 2015
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Zzelda
This reminds me of something TRUE - a lazy fertility Doc - who used his own sperm rather than bother with anonymous donors. Yes, I'm sure all that would be so much of a pain in the ass to bother with - when you can just beat your meat and get right to the fertilizin.

ERG.

More info -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecil_Jacobson

I read a True Crime book about this -

http://www.amazon.com/Babymaker-The-Rick-Nelson/dp/0553561626

The aftermath probably looked something like this ~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqknsV2fKSI

(The universal language of an unsavory loser belching is the relevant part.)


apparently he won an IGnobel for his
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Dr. Cecil Jacobson, relentlessly generous sperm donor, and prolific patriarch of sperm banking, for devising a simple, single-handed method of quality control.

https://ig-nobel.silk.co/page/Dr.-Cecil-Jacobson

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