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Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 01, 2015 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 2,122 |
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 01, 2015 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 3,003 |
CHECKLIST FOR IDIOT OLYMPICS
Nine months full term pregnant (check)
Starts getting birth labour pains (check)
Leaves home with almost no gas in car (check)
Goes to casino to visit friend while in early labour (check)
Leaves both home and casino in labour without notifying anyone (check)
Takes unknown shortcut in wilderness area while low on gasoline, in labour and without notifying anyone (check)
Aims for parents' home without notifying them of that she is low on gas, nor that she is in labour (check)
Is NOT aiming for any contact nor destination of a facility that deals with labour (check)
Runs out of gas, give birth (check)
Wild bees are attracted to placenta, but doesn't separate self or baby from placenta (ie drag self or placenta apart)(check)
Create fire and set blaze to an entire section of woodland (check)
Nine months full term pregnant (check)
Starts getting birth labour pains (check)
Leaves home with almost no gas in car (check)
Goes to casino to visit friend while in early labour (check)
Leaves both home and casino in labour without notifying anyone (check)
Takes unknown shortcut in wilderness area while low on gasoline, in labour and without notifying anyone (check)
Aims for parents' home without notifying them of that she is low on gas, nor that she is in labour (check)
Is NOT aiming for any contact nor destination of a facility that deals with labour (check)
Runs out of gas, give birth (check)
Wild bees are attracted to placenta, but doesn't separate self or baby from placenta (ie drag self or placenta apart)(check)
Create fire and set blaze to an entire section of woodland (check)
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 01, 2015 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 256 |
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the idiots are taking over
“Oh man being pregnant at 35 years is a lot rougher than 25 years but get to appreciate it at different times in my life and I know I will miss it even though right now I am getting tired of being pregnant and sharing my body with another human being,†she wrote.
sHow anyone can miss that, I can't even begin to fathom. I certainly won't miss my period when menopause finally obliterates it in twenty years. Maybe less if I'm lucky. This is her fourth loaf (and if I was at that casino I'd bet it wasn't going to be the final one either). It's the attention whoring she'll miss.
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 01, 2015 | Registered: 16 years ago Posts: 3,454 |
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 01, 2015 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 606 |
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aes sedai
I certainly won't miss my period when menopause finally obliterates it in twenty years. Maybe less if I'm lucky.
actually you can still get your period after menopause, if you take the right hormone replacements, it'll start back up, just not likely to get pregnant, unless your also boosting it with fertility aids.
no seriously, this woman is ten full years older than the last time she was pregnant, how the fuck did she not get wiser about these things in that time? I mean to me, it sounds like she was under the influence of some kind of substance, and possibly for the same reason was avoiding the hospital for birth testing.
at the end of what exactly? you make it sound like you were in fact dyeing, but nothing else in the story suggests that she was in such a dire situation.Quote
crazy moo
“I was just there at the end, thinking, 'Oh my God." I wasn’t sure if we were going to actually get out of there,â€
anyone else smell a moo trying to roast a baby before anyone found out, but got caught and back peddled into the standard "oh im so blessed" BS?
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 01, 2015 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 2,122 |
Something SUPER fishy here. I thought, maybe she was trying to avoid someone, whether her parents or the baby daddy. But maybe it was a PNA attempt; the newspaper has HER moo holding the baby not the bio mom. SO maybe she turned the baby over to grandparents and is heading back out for more penis roulette.
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 02, 2015 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 333 |
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 02, 2015 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 672 |
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 02, 2015 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 3,978 |
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bookworm
Brat going to be raised by a wise-ass bear and panther while avoiding a dodgy tiger, snake with a speech impediment and a swinging oranga-tan?
It would be better off than being raised by the idiot who birthed it.
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"Why children take so long to grow? They eat and drink like pig and give nothing back. Must find way to accelerate process..."
- Dr. Yi Suchong, Bioshock
"Society does not need more children; but it does need more loved children. Quite literally, we cannot afford unloved children - but we pay heavily for them every day. There should not be the slightest communal concern when a woman elects to destroy the life of her thousandth-of-an-ounce embryo. But all society should rise up in alarm when it hears that a baby that is not wanted is about to be born."
- Garrett Hardin
"I feel like there's a message involved here somehow, but then I couldn't stop laughing at all the plotholes, like the part when North Korea has food."
- Youtube commentor referring to a North Korean cartoon.
"Reality is a bitch when it slowly crawls out of your vagina and shits in your lap."
- Reddit comment
"Bitch wants a baby, so we're gonna fuck now. #bareback"
- Cambion
Oh whatever. Abortion doctors are crimestoppers."
- Miss Hannigan
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 02, 2015 | Registered: 18 years ago Posts: 9,973 |
I gotta agree that this whole thing sounds kinda suspicious, and I'm also leaning toward the very distinct possibility that she didn't want the loaf and was going to risk her life by sluicing in the middle of nowhere so she could off the loaf without anybody watching. The article says she's got three daughters and this most recent sluicing is #4 - could it be she was trying for a goldenpenis, was pissed that she was having another girl and "accidentally took a wrong turn" to go dispose of it? She could probably claim she passed out from the pain after giving birth and some wild animal snatched the loaf while she was out.
Also, it says in one part that nine-months-inpig Moo wanted to induce labor, but later on, said the infant came out premature. Umm, isn't nine months about right for a pregnancy? Moo looks like she's pretty heavy-set, so could it be she just thought she was that far along, but later it was determined the kid was too small to be term?
Also, why the fuck did she head to her parents' house instead of a hospital like a normal woman when she began laboring? Either this woman is just a genuine moron or she had an ulterior motive and had to act like she was all slappy-happy when she was found.
Also, it says in one part that nine-months-inpig Moo wanted to induce labor, but later on, said the infant came out premature. Umm, isn't nine months about right for a pregnancy? Moo looks like she's pretty heavy-set, so could it be she just thought she was that far along, but later it was determined the kid was too small to be term?
Also, why the fuck did she head to her parents' house instead of a hospital like a normal woman when she began laboring? Either this woman is just a genuine moron or she had an ulterior motive and had to act like she was all slappy-happy when she was found.
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 03, 2015 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,757 |
Bears dancing in the woods from David Cho on Vimeo.
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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 05, 2015 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 3,712 |
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 06, 2015 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 72 |
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 06, 2015 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 3,978 |
The media really needs to stop giving idiot moos who do this sort of thing attention. All it does is encourage other idiot moos-to-be to manufacture situations where they're giving birth in traffic, on a plane, in the woods, in the ocean, or whatever other place that'll guarantee to disrupt other people's lives so they can have the world stop for them and their holy loaf and get media attention.
------------------------------------------------------------
"Why children take so long to grow? They eat and drink like pig and give nothing back. Must find way to accelerate process..."
- Dr. Yi Suchong, Bioshock
"Society does not need more children; but it does need more loved children. Quite literally, we cannot afford unloved children - but we pay heavily for them every day. There should not be the slightest communal concern when a woman elects to destroy the life of her thousandth-of-an-ounce embryo. But all society should rise up in alarm when it hears that a baby that is not wanted is about to be born."
- Garrett Hardin
"I feel like there's a message involved here somehow, but then I couldn't stop laughing at all the plotholes, like the part when North Korea has food."
- Youtube commentor referring to a North Korean cartoon.
"Reality is a bitch when it slowly crawls out of your vagina and shits in your lap."
- Reddit comment
"Bitch wants a baby, so we're gonna fuck now. #bareback"
- Cambion
Oh whatever. Abortion doctors are crimestoppers."
- Miss Hannigan
------------------------------------------------------------
"Why children take so long to grow? They eat and drink like pig and give nothing back. Must find way to accelerate process..."
- Dr. Yi Suchong, Bioshock
"Society does not need more children; but it does need more loved children. Quite literally, we cannot afford unloved children - but we pay heavily for them every day. There should not be the slightest communal concern when a woman elects to destroy the life of her thousandth-of-an-ounce embryo. But all society should rise up in alarm when it hears that a baby that is not wanted is about to be born."
- Garrett Hardin
"I feel like there's a message involved here somehow, but then I couldn't stop laughing at all the plotholes, like the part when North Korea has food."
- Youtube commentor referring to a North Korean cartoon.
"Reality is a bitch when it slowly crawls out of your vagina and shits in your lap."
- Reddit comment
"Bitch wants a baby, so we're gonna fuck now. #bareback"
- Cambion
Oh whatever. Abortion doctors are crimestoppers."
- Miss Hannigan
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 25, 2015 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 1,685 |
Update! Moo was found to be high on meth and her kyd was taken away. Oh yeah, and this was already after moo had given up rights to 3 previous sprogs she couldn't handle. Great idea to get knocked up with a 4th when you had to give up 3 already!
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A California woman who gave birth last month while she was stranded in a forest for three days after running out of gas in a wooded area with no phone service says her newborn daughter has been put into the care of children's services.
Amber Pangborn, 35, of Paradise, said there could be several reasons that Butte County Children's Services took custody of Marissa Leanne Williams.
Pangborn said both she and the baby tested positive for methamphetamine after the three-day ordeal in Plumas National Forest because she had taken a small amount while stranded to keep her energy high.
Children's Services first became involved on June 27 when the mother and daughter were rescued from French Creek Road, about 30 miles northeast of Oroville, Pangborn told Mercury News.
Pangborn was able to start a signal fire, hoping to attract attention. The wildfire was contained to a quarter-acre area.
They were both taken to Oroville Hospital and Marissa was then transferred to the University of California, Davis, Medical Center for further evaluation.
'They told me the night I went into the hospital that they were going to call them (Children's Services) because of the nature of me giving birth to her in the woods,' Pangborn told the Mercury News.
Pangborn also said she had given up the parental rights of her three older daughters while coping with the suicide of her husband. She drank heavily after his death and went to rehab.
Pangborn said she was taken off her antidepressant medication during her pregnancy.
She also admitting to taking a pebble-sized amount of methamphetamine after giving birth. She had been given the drug by a man in exchange for a ride from Feather Falls Casino to Gold Country Casino, five miles away, on June 24.
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 25, 2015 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 606 |
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 25, 2015 | Registered: 19 years ago Posts: 9,199 |
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Pangborn said both she and the baby tested positive for methamphetamine after the three-day ordeal in Plumas National Forest because she had taken a small amount while stranded to keep her energy high.
Great thought process, right? I'm in a potentially life-threatening situation so I'll just get stoned because that will make things even better. :litebulb
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Re: Moo Gives Birth In Forest. WHY is this news? July 26, 2015 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 3,576 |
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Update! Moo was found to be high on meth and her kyd was taken away. Oh yeah, and this was already after moo had given up rights to 3 previous sprogs she couldn't handle. Great idea to get knocked up with a 4th when you had to give up 3 already!
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Meth = No brain
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Passive Aggressive
Master Of Anti-brat
Excuses!
Update! Moo was found to be high on meth and her kyd was taken away. Oh yeah, and this was already after moo had given up rights to 3 previous sprogs she couldn't handle. Great idea to get knocked up with a 4th when you had to give up 3 already!
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A California woman who gave birth last month while she was stranded in a forest for three days after running out of gas in a wooded area with no phone service says her newborn daughter has been put into the care of children's services.
Amber Pangborn, 35, of Paradise, said there could be several reasons that Butte County Children's Services took custody of Marissa Leanne Williams.
Pangborn said both she and the baby tested positive for methamphetamine after the three-day ordeal in Plumas National Forest because she had taken a small amount while stranded to keep her energy high.
Children's Services first became involved on June 27 when the mother and daughter were rescued from French Creek Road, about 30 miles northeast of Oroville, Pangborn told Mercury News.
Pangborn was able to start a signal fire, hoping to attract attention. The wildfire was contained to a quarter-acre area.
They were both taken to Oroville Hospital and Marissa was then transferred to the University of California, Davis, Medical Center for further evaluation.
'They told me the night I went into the hospital that they were going to call them (Children's Services) because of the nature of me giving birth to her in the woods,' Pangborn told the Mercury News.
Pangborn also said she had given up the parental rights of her three older daughters while coping with the suicide of her husband. She drank heavily after his death and went to rehab.
Pangborn said she was taken off her antidepressant medication during her pregnancy.
She also admitting to taking a pebble-sized amount of methamphetamine after giving birth. She had been given the drug by a man in exchange for a ride from Feather Falls Casino to Gold Country Casino, five miles away, on June 24.
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Meth = No brain
+++++++++++++
Passive Aggressive
Master Of Anti-brat
Excuses!
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