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Jennifer Anne Hentz:
"Are you for real? Does your me-ternity leave involve cracked, sore, and bleeding nipples?
How about stretch marks, stitches, hemorrhoids, or hemorrhaging? Spit up, screaming and colicky babies,
1-2 hours of sleep at a time? No? You are an absolute joke."
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Cate :
Let me explain what actually happens during maternity leave: first, feeding sessions occur every 2 hours, 24 hours per day. If you are nursing, that means you spend 30-40 minutes feeding the baby. Approximately 90 minutes later, you do it again. ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT, which means you only get to sleep for very short intervals. Nursing also can cause blocked milk ducts and chapped nipples. Both can be excruciatingly painful. If you want to actually leave the house without the baby, you need to pump and hope there is enough milk to last until your return. I also had to wear breast pads so I wouldn't leak milk all over my clothing. You smell like milk. ALL THE TIME. When you pee you have to use a little bottle of water to clean yourself, especially if you have stitches, which itch as they are healing. You have to wear adult diapers to absorb all of the blood and tissue coming out of your vagina. This bleeding lasts for 2-3 months. It eventually tapers off so you can use regular sanitary napkins, but the adults diapers are needed for about 2 weeks. (C-section ladies have other wound care issues.) You are supposed to take 2-3 sitz baths per day, but I never had time for that. They tell you to sleep when the baby sleeps, but I usually used those short intervals to check email, do laundry, take a shower, eat something. If you are lucky and have an "easy" baby, the baby is actually sleeping, not screaming. None of your clothing fits right because you still have a baby belly (it took a few months for mine to go down), but wearing maternity clothing feels weird post-baby. And then there are the hormonal adjustments. And the intense fear that the baby will die of SIDS, and the terrifying realization that you are responsible for literally keeping this small creature alive. Being a new parent is insanely joyful, but you also have to go into warrior mode just to make it through those first few months. You often think, "I can't do this." You often feel like you have lost yourself, and your mind. If you are lucky, your baby is sleeping through the night at 4 months. Getting more sleep helps alleviate some off the early challenges. But many people come into work having had only a few hours of uninterrupted sleep because they were up with the baby during the night. This applies to both parents - the non-nursing parent often helps the nursing parent during the night by retrieving the baby, changing the diaper, etc...
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Jennifer Anne Hentz:
"Are you for real? Does your me-ternity leave involve cracked, sore, and bleeding nipples?
How about stretch marks, stitches, hemorrhoids, or hemorrhaging? Spit up, screaming and colicky babies,
1-2 hours of sleep at a time? No? You are an absolute joke."
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I agree with yurble's idea. If one life choice gets to have paid leave, then all life choices of employees
should be granted the same. Wouldn't it be more beneficial to employees if they could taken ample time off
to engage in hobbies, travel, get important non-work things done, or just recharge and come back to work renewed?
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randomcfchick
My solution is that employers should give decent length of maternity leave...but it will come out of a general PTO bank that each employee has. Use it for dentist appointments, illness, maternity/paternity leave, bereavement leave, whatever you need to take care of in your life. Take your vacation days out of it, too. The actual reason for being gone doesn't matter in the long run, so let's do away with the bullshit "this many days for illness and this many days for personal leave and this many days emergency leave" type of system we have now. Let's say six weeks. Spend it as you will. If there's some extreme situation, such as having to care for a dying parent, deal with the aftermath of your house burning down, etc. and you're already out of PTO days, the employer could give unpaid time off, or maybe half-pay. Maternity/paternity leave extensions could come out of this category.
Sure, give new parents time off to be with their new bundle-o-insomnia. But let others take off that time, too. One lifestyle choice isn't better than the other.
Re: Taking "meternity" leave before mooternity leave April 30, 2016 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 12,432 |
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randomcfchick
My solution is that employers should give decent length of maternity leave...but it will come out of a general PTO bank that each employee has. Use it for dentist appointments, illness, maternity/paternity leave, bereavement leave, whatever you need to take care of in your life. Take your vacation days out of it, too. The actual reason for being gone doesn't matter in the long run, so let's do away with the bullshit "this many days for illness and this many days for personal leave and this many days emergency leave" type of system we have now. Let's say six weeks. Spend it as you will. If there's some extreme situation, such as having to care for a dying parent, deal with the aftermath of your house burning down, etc. and you're already out of PTO days, the employer could give unpaid time off, or maybe half-pay. Maternity/paternity leave extensions could come out of this category.
Sure, give new parents time off to be with their new bundle-o-insomnia. But let others take off that time, too. One lifestyle choice isn't better than the other.
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yurble
I absolutely agree that the government should not be giving preference to one lifestyle decision over another. However, I think that things which are not decisions cannot be planned for and deserve compassion, so I would not like to see sick days and bereavement lumped in with choices.
Also, I've noticed that when sick days and vacation come from the same pool, people come into work ill and spread it on to others, leading to a worse net effect on productivity than if they just stayed home to recover.
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yurble
I absolutely agree that the government should not be giving preference to one lifestyle decision over another. However, I think that things which are not decisions cannot be planned for and deserve compassion, so I would not like to see sick days and bereavement lumped in with choices.
Also, I've noticed that when sick days and vacation come from the same pool, people come into work ill and spread it on to others, leading to a worse net effect on productivity than if they just stayed home to recover.
How about this proposal... every citizen gets 50 work days of lifetime, flexible, permanent time off. Those days begin on the day you start your very first job, and expire when you retire.
The days carry over with you from job-to-job. You can use them whenever you like, and for whatever reason. Some will hold onto those days as bereavement days. Others will use them for illnesses. Some lucky folks won't use any of their 50 days, and they'll be able to cash them out at the end of their careers. Teen moos might burn these days all at once. Either way, the employee chooses when he/she will take the days.
But when they are gone... they are gone. No whining permitted. They are yours to use when you want, so use them wisely.
For extended absences due to illness, the employee has the option of not using these days but instead using their usual sick time and buying private disability insurance.
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blondie
Then there is the issue of paternity leave. When maternity leave is enforced then the duhs want in on it too. What is their excuse? Is duh's vagina cracking and bleeding too? No, they want time to "bond" paid with our dime. Then definitely the equivalent leave should be available to everyone.
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writer44
Someone (an entitlemoo) on my Facebook shared this: http://yackler.ca/want-maternity-leave-without-kids-ok-heres-go/