oh the joys of having a kid...

Pour yourself a coffee, watch the video and enjoy the feeling that this will never be you.

https://www.facebook.com/StoryofThisAndersonLife/videos/996546903796133/

I'm reminded every night I slip into my super comfy bed I won't be getting up in 3 hours to wipe someone's ass or feed them. That's my moment I appreciate my life the most.

Or when i go to the store i can go in get my shit and get out, and not have to appease a cranky kid entire time.

Or God forbid you eat an Oreo and don't share.

Thank Dog this will never be me.

Or having to have quiet sex so u dont wake the baby eughhhh

No coitus interruptus.

- Walking away from a putrid smelling, mucus ball with a minging loaded diaper
- Shoving on a energetic adult movie, and getting it on at any time or room of my place
- cuddling up on the couch with a B grade 80's romp with a pizza and a smooth Burgundy
- Snoozing until noon on my days off, followed by a day of slothing around the house
- Impulse cafe catch ups with my CF friends to indulge in mindless babble.

Yes- The joys of not having crotch-fruits

The comments are gold. Lots of "so worth it" and "enjoy it they grow up so fast" and bitching about husbands being like another kid.

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tea princess
Pour yourself a coffee, watch the video and enjoy the feeling that this will never be you.

https://www.facebook.com/StoryofThisAndersonLife/videos/996546903796133/

My coffee tasted extra delicious while watching it.*sings* Childfreeee is the way to beeee!

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ihave3cats
I'm reminded every night I slip into my super comfy bed I won't be getting up in 3 hours to wipe someone's ass or feed them. That's my moment I appreciate my life the most.

Cleaning up the occasional hairball is pretty lightweight compared to a diaper, isn't it?

And my top joy (at least today) of not having crotchfruit: nobody plays with my toys but me!

look how CLEAN the house and kids are in this video. look how attractive the parents are. i think this is a moo's idealized version of her life.

we all know the reality is a whole lot uglier.

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myrna minkoff
look how CLEAN the house and kids are in this video. look how attractive the parents are. i think this is a moo's idealized version of her life.

we all know the reality is a whole lot uglier.

Exactly. This video is a very sanitized (and I mean SANITIZED) version of the way breeders really live. Although I did find it funny!

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myrna minkoff
look how CLEAN the house and kids are in this video. look how attractive the parents are. i think this is a moo's idealized version of her life.

we all know the reality is a whole lot uglier.

Yes, this video makes me look messy and except for when I'm cooking my house is in the range of reasonably neat to very neat!

Travelling the world and only having to carry our own bags.
Being able to travel in school term when the screaming hell monsters can't.
Off peak prices
Shopping in the week in relative quite (there's always one off 'sick' ,fake cough>

The joy of not hearing shrieking in my ears.

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ihave3cats
Or God forbid you eat an Oreo and don't share.

I don't get this, my parents weren't afraid to tell me no. If I threw a tantrum? They gave me something to cry over, I didn't throw tantrums too often. Hiding from your kids while you eat candy? Fuck that. Eat your candy and tell your brat "no" once and a while.

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What is a home without children? Quiet. ~Henny Youngman

I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance. ~George Balanchine

"I took the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my vibrator"