It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's SuperMoo!

http://www.naturalbirthandbabycare.com/if-i-have-childbirth-super-powers-so-do-you/

According to this moo giving birth is somehow a "super-power". The same super-power that a queen ant has.

Anybody else thinking of the clip of the comedian posted here not too long ago who pointed out that giving birth is less challenging than ordering a pizza? (Because "no one ever accidentally ordered a pizza.")

My power is fixing parental fuck ups

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

Their serect weapon is probably breast milk.

good lord the egos never stop inflating

two cents ¢¢

CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children and I defy anyone to prove me wrong

Dysfunctional relationships almost always have a child. The more dysfunctional, the more children.

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke

Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.

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Their "secretion" weapon is probably breast milk.

Fixed it for you. Now I need a nipple-proof vest....

My superpower is making crap like this invisible on my Fakebook feed.

Thanks

If Moo's ego continues to inflate, her head might literally explode like that guy in Scanners.

My super power is completely and utterly ignoring anyone who tries to baby stalk me. Seriously, I've really pissed some of those bitches off. An incident like that can peg my snarkometer like nothing else and cause some warm satisfaction for at least a week. While moo is probably still blogging about that 'mean lady' at the coffee shop who ignored baybeee, I'm playing on the interwebs mocking moo.

My super power is creating art, something that requires more effort & imagination than spreading your legs or ejaculating, & following the life script.

If there's any superpower that I want, is telekinesis. That way I can push the breeders and their little snot-nose brats out of the way.