Giving birth makes you an executive chef, according to moo

I found a YouTube channel that has uploaded all episodes of hells kitchen and I am working my way through. I love that show, despite the fact that the drama is exaggerated, though I digress. I am on season 2 episode 1 and I already hate this contestant. She is a "proud redneck," and apparently will find hells kitchen easy because "I had six kids naturally, and if I can do that..." What the actual fudge?

If you /can/ have 6 kids? That would imply that breeding actually requires merit, like saying 'if I can perform heart surgery,'. Um, sorry not sorry but it doesn't. Pretty much anyone that isn't infertile or sterilized can become an incubator. Animals do it all the time. My dog is the result of natural birth, I wouldn't want his dam in the kitchen either.

Behold the misery at link

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5WYc1zY5ejc

Lock him up or put him down.
Stolen from Shiny.

Didn't you hear? Performing that particular mundane biological function instantly conveys a number of preternatural abilities, including knowing more and better than anyone who hasn't acted as a brood cow.

Smug breeders. I'd like to smack 'em all up side the head.

Yep, she's an supreme specialist in every field and endevour, simply because she performed a bodily function, and had a overglorified VeeJay-bowel movement (6 times), and made it all this time without managing to PNA any of them.

I'm sure all the advanced brain surgeons, theoretical nuclear physicists and rocket scientists are at awe of the accomplishments of these breeders.

So since you've put hundreds of kisses and adhesive strips moo that makes you a nurse.
Tell me how much ketamine we need to sedate your brat for his sutures, no dumb shit we can't just glue it.

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

there was a cool spoof post on Facebook some time ago declaring all medically trained staff dismissed from some hospital. They were "replaced with parents who 'had done their homework' on the internet" and therefore knew better than the doctors and nurses.

@reenie

There was also a cute scene in house that called out anti vaxxers

Moos like that, that think having kids = expert at all offices, make me wish they had to go a day working a stressful job, like hostage negotiator, air traffic controller, surgeon of any kind, etc. It would be nice to see them drown, maybe then they would shut up about how parenting automatically makes them a chef / doctor / psychologist. In reality, today's parents = microwave operater / chauffer.

Lock him up or put him down.
Stolen from Shiny.

Moos are now executive chefs?? I didn't know that boob juice was a gourmet meal!

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CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children and I defy anyone to prove me wrong

Dysfunctional relationships almost always have a child. The more dysfunctional, the more children.

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke

Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.