Dipshits Set Off An Explosion As A Gender Reveal

Since just calling people to tell them doesn't grab enough attention, these two examples of prime breeding stock decide to set off a blue smoke bomb that could be felt three miles away. Good way to start off parenthood by having to pay a $1000 fine that I'm sure cannot be spared.

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"Why children take so long to grow? They eat and drink like pig and give nothing back. Must find way to accelerate process..."
- Dr. Yi Suchong, Bioshock

"Society does not need more children; but it does need more loved children. Quite literally, we cannot afford unloved children - but we pay heavily for them every day. There should not be the slightest communal concern when a woman elects to destroy the life of her thousandth-of-an-ounce embryo. But all society should rise up in alarm when it hears that a baby that is not wanted is about to be born."
- Garrett Hardin

"I feel like there's a message involved here somehow, but then I couldn't stop laughing at all the plotholes, like the part when North Korea has food."
- Youtube commentor referring to a North Korean cartoon.

"Reality is a bitch when it slowly crawls out of your vagina and shits in your lap."
- Reddit comment

"Bitch wants a baby, so we're gonna fuck now. #bareback"
- Cambion

Oh whatever. Abortion doctors are crimestoppers."
- Miss Hannigan

Ya know if Americans were as fascinated by Chavs as the Daily fail is with rednecks we could set up a breeder exchange that would be good for countless ours of WTF entertainment.

There's a business opportunity in here!

we have it all:

1. It's Nebraska yee haa!
2 Breeders.
3. Typical breeder LOOK AT ME I GOT LAID attitude.
4. over the top not well thought out breeder bragging.
5. They had to video it so the cops have evidence to show off.

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”