The IVF Song

Sung to the tune of 'Let's All Go To The Lobby"

Let's get pregnant at 40, let's get pregnant at 40
Let's get pregnant at 40, with lots of IVF

Life's going to be hard
Cos it'll likely be a tard

The tantrums they'll have are just dandy.
When they need all the toys and the candy

So, let's get pregnant at 40, with lots of IVF
Let's get pregnant at forrrrr-tyyyyy ,with lots of I-V-F!

Hahaha!

Unless they are born in Tennessee...then they get to be called "little bastards".

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