Attended one of the mandatory training sessions for work, and next to me was a frumpy moo, who I caught the tail end of her conversation to another person, stating that she was the Moo of two autards. I didn't really pay much attention to her, as no doubt I would've heard the inevitable 'woe is me' lowing.
Anyway personal experiences about challenging behaviours came up in the general conversation, and I mentioned how I experienced an autard meltdown, and explained it as much.
Well, low(ing) and behold, cue the defensive autard moo in an accusatory and confrontational manner, stating 'what did
you do to trigger the meltdown?!?'. Excuse me! I explained to bessie, 'absolutely nothing, he was having a meltdown, I just walked in on it'. She continues the accusations 'Well,
you must have done something to have the meltdown'. I responded 'I did absolutely nothing to trigger the meltdown, and there is nothing that I did to cause it, as it's a meltdown, and meltdowns can occur without an external trigger'.
Moo then gets all patronising and goes on about how she's so well learned in the area's of autards, and rattles off her justifications about being experienced in 'years', not once actually naming formal education. Yep, that's right she's a moo of defecto-tards, and that makes her an 'expert'.
Again she bleats about it being everyone else's fault for autard's having meltdowns, so I decide to shut her self-righteous ass down, by saying 'well, that's your opinion'.
Cue the rest of the training sessions being passive-aggressive, making off-handed comments pumping her entitlement of 'not being respected' for her 'expertise in certain areas'. The end of the day couldn't come soon enough
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You just know that thanks to her being pissy about broken own, her autard snewphlayks would've been raised to think that they don't need to take any responsibilities for their shit behaviour. Yep, we've got a pre-sky walker in the making, that will no doubt traumatise society, simply because self-righteous Moo is pissed off with the hand fate has delt her.