I'm not totally sure exactly how far along Carol is right now, but she's far enough along to be finding out the gender of the clump. I don't know how early that can be determined. I also don't precisely remember when Brian and Carol decided to bury the hatchet and get back together, so I don't know if how far along she is lines up with their reunion.
Brian hasn't had much luck in the area of conception calculations anyway. When his last ex said she was pregnant, he said that her pregnancy didn't line up with the time she was with him, so there was absolutely no possible way it could be his kid. And it was. So this time, he could very easily say there's no way it
couldn't be his loaf and it turns out belonging to a side dish. Time will tell.
I wonder if Carol had the good sense to fuck men with similar skin color to Brian so it wouldn't be glaringly obvious at birth that it wasn't his. And I honestly don't know where Carol found the time for secret romantic trysts between having a boyfriend, raising her bastards
and having a job. I don't think they were living together at the time, but I'm guessing since she found out she was in pig, they decided they should co-habitate.
What do you do when you can't even take care of yourself? Add a dependent, of course! I give it a year. I mean they'll realize the second they bring the loaf home they've made a mistake, but they'll stick it out, thinking everything will be just fine eventually, but the relationship will most likely be extremely turbulent and peppered with frequent break-ups and Brian will definitely let every single person on the internet know about it.
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I wonder if these are the same people who were harassing the moo over her cheating, but now since she has divine moo status with the upcoming loaf, no one would dare treat her as anything but a princess.
Most likely, but I don't think it's so much that they like Carol herself, just that they're happy that, in spite of the completely shitty circumstances, a cute widdle baybee will come out of it because people are idiots. I don't remember all the details, but Brian's excessively loyal friends are the reason Carol lost her old job. She worked in a day care and they made fake complaints to her supervisor about her being cruel/negligent/abusive to the kids and she lost her job and had to take a lower-paying minimum-wage position to make ends meet, which she still can't even do.
So much trainwreck. And it will be delicious.