Have these lyrics been posted here before?

Because this really seems like the sort of thing that would have made its way here. So apologies if this is a repeat, but if it isn't, enjoy:

Garfunkel And Oates: Pregnant Women Are Smug

Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant
Effing son of a gun
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps
Now that you're pregnant

I can't count all the ways how
You speak in cliches now

Riki: So, do you want a boy or girl?
Kate: Oh, doesn't matter as long as it's healthy
Riki: Really? 'Cause I don't feel that those two things are related. It's not like one or the other.
Kate: Oh, really, as long as it's healthy.

I can't wait to hear someone say
"Don't care if it's brain dead
Don't care if it's limbless
If it has a penis"

Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant
This zen world you're enjoying
Makes you really annoying

Riki: So, is it a boy or girl?
Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Riki: What you're gonna name it?
Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Riki: Who's the father?
Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.

Bitch, I don't really care
I was being polite
Since you have no life now
That you're pregnant

You say you're walking on air
You think that you're glowing
But you've been ho'ing
And now you're pregnant

You're just giving birth now
You're not Mother Earth now

Riki: Oh my gosh, I've got so much going on. I got my novel published, I moved, I got married.
Kate: Gosh, you know, everything seems so trivial now that I'm pregnant.
Riki: Well, I also helped end gang violence in Mexico when...
Kate: You know, I can't even remember what I did before I was pregnant. Everything else seems so meaningless.

Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant
Effing son of a gun
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now
Now that you're pregnant

I think someone actually posted a YT video of them singing that here, but I don't remember which thread it was on. Thanks for the laugh! I remember listening to that awhile back, and it was hilarious!

Try this....
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=pregnant+women+are+smug+you+tube&qpvt=pregnant+women+are+smug+you+tube&FORM=VDRE

Oh... and in that shot where the chubby chick is holding the loaf... that chick reminds me of Harpi. (nephew's wife) YUCK!

Saffire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nb_KJyMHgw
Middle Aged Blues Boogie
Give Me a Young Man
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G
Well I was looking round and checking out my very best friends
Seems that they'd all taken up with the young young men...
C
Seems that when you reach around middle age
G
You don't want a final chapter, you want to write another page...
A D9 G Eb9 D9
I need a young man, to drive away my middle-age blues
G
Well seems like men my age are all married, boring or tied
You got to find a young man if you want to feel desired...
C
Now some of my friends is worried 'bout what people may say
G
I say age ain't nothin' but a number the good lord made it that way...
A D9 G Eb9 D9
I need a young man, to drive away my middle-age blues
G
You know he can get it up and he can get on down
He'll help you do the dishe, take you out on the town...
C
He'll let you navigate cause he ain't worried 'bout seniority
G
You can tell him where to put it, keeping you happy is his priority
A
I need a young, young man
I need a young, young man
A D9 G Eb9 D9
I need a young, young man, to drive away my middle-age blues
G
Well i'll forget about my arthritis, my backache, my lumbago
That young man makes me tango at the horizontal disco
C
I'm cleaning out my closet, I'm no longer sentimental
G
Forget about experience, I'd rather have potential
A D G
A young man to drive away my middle age blues
G
Well, I don't need no reefer, I don't need no cocaine
All I need is a young man to drive me insane...
C
I'm throwing away my dustmop, got a brand new vacuum cleaner...
G
I'm no longer taken for granted, my young man's sexy but sweeter...
A D9 G Eb9 D9
A young, young man, to drive away my middle-age blues
G
An old woman don't yell
An old woman don't tell
An old woman don't swell
An she's grateful as hell
A
I need a young, young man
I need a young, young man
A D9 G Eb9 D9
I need a young, young man, to drive away my middle-age blues
Solos
- -----
G
An old woman don't yell
An old woman don't tell
An old woman don't swell
An she's grateful as hell
A
I need a young, young man
I need a young, young man
A D9 G Eb9 D9
I need a young, young man, to drive away my middle-age blues
G
Age ain't nothin but a number
Age ain't nothin but a number
Age ain't nothin but a number
C
Age ain't nothin but a number
A D9 G
And like a rare wine, you don't get older, you just get better...
G9
Give me a young young man...

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

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Forget about experience, I'd rather have potential

I like that line.

starlady,,, looks like harpis' loaf?
bleaaach

two cents ¢¢

CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children and I defy anyone to prove me wrong

Dysfunctional relationships almost always have a child. The more dysfunctional, the more children.

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke

Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.