Nephew KNEW I wasn't kidding

So... we have invited Nephew and Harpi and the 1 year old toadler (they grow so fast dont' they?) down here for a short visit. Going to show them our house since she never saw it and he hasn't seen it since we moved in. So dh gets a text the other day from Nephew asking if it was 'alright to bring 'toadly' with them. He actually remembered what I said 2 years ago when I said I didn't want kyds in my house. Well... she's not realy walking yet and it will only be a short visit as we are going OUT to eat. So.. we said yes. Dh insisted that Nephew and Harpi could not possibly have remembered what I said.... but I know if someone tells me they don't want dogs in their home that I will remember that for years..and years.

I believe that they will restrain little Toadly as they still know that I do not tolerate ill behaved brats within a certain distance.

OH>... and the builder just stuck a great big 4 bedroom house with 3 baths right next door to us. Just sold it ... and I'll bet it will be full of kyds.

I am going to build a great wall !!!! LOL

Be prepared for Harpy to start making noises about it being such a big house for just two people and that you totally have room for longterm "guests" and this room would be perfect for a nursery.

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Naaahhh... our old house was bigger. All rooms in this one are in use. I don't care what she thinks. Dream on Harpi. Took us a long time to get to the point where we could buy our other house. We were married over 20 years then... and we didn't put kyds into the mix. I don't care how jealous she gets

I'm impressed that he asked if it was okay. I probably would have said fine, but don't put it down anywhere or let it touch anything.

I have a "no minors" policy at my home, and if for some reason Mr. Random let someone with a baby/toddler into the house under similar circumstances, I'd have a "don't set it down, don't let it touch anything, I will not watch your baby" rule. I'd also put the cat in a different room and shut the door, so she doesn't have to deal with it. I'd quickly turn the "visit" into a quick tour before seeing the parents out the front door so we can meet them for dinner. They wouldn't even get to see the whole house, because again--don't want to subject the cat to the toddler. I'd also make sure that Mr. Random and I took our own car for a quick exit if needed (also so we don't have to ride with a baby/toddler). Feel free to adapt this approach to your own mandatory toddler time if you want.

I am skeptical of Harpi's ability to tolerate any limits placed upon where the baby may be/may not be, so be prepared to be vigilant, or listen to a lot of bitching, or both. She's not gonna take it well.

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