Not what I was expecting....

Where was the thread where someone mentioned all the kyds that get born 9 months after major disasters? 'Cause I just saw this posted on someone's FB page:

"I urge all my friends and family in Florida and Georgia to please be careful.
I can't afford to go to 27 baby showers in April because you lost power."

Maybe it is hormonal? Love the posted line, thanks for sharing!

Billions of dollars worth of property damage and for some the "solution" is more people... ?

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freya
Maybe it is hormonal? Love the posted line, thanks for sharing!

No problem.

Watch for a name fad in about nine months...kids named "Storm", "Rain", etc.

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Watch for a name fad in about nine months...kids named "Storm", "Rain", etc.

Oh vomit....

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Passive Aggressive
Master Of Anti-brat
Excuses!

Think about it: what is sex, really, but the assurance that life will go on?

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skyeyes
Think about it: what is sex, really, but the assurance that life will go on?

Not for anyone CF, I hope.

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skyeyes
Think about it: what is sex, really, but the assurance that life will go on?

Not for anyone CF, I hope.

Fuck no!! I'm as barren as the desert.

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Master Of Anti-brat
Excuses!

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skyeyes
Think about it: what is sex, really, but the assurance that life will go on?

A hell of a lot of fun, if you do it right.

(I get what you mean, though, that people may instinctively turn to sex as a reassurance that they are still alive and aren't going to die.)

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skyeyes
Think about it: what is sex, really, but the assurance that life will go on?

A hell of a lot of fun, if you do it right.

Sex for breeding - you're doing it wrong!!!

Best sex ever.... was after my hysterectomy! Yeeee hawwww! LOL No worries.... just fun.

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skyeyes
Think about it: what is sex, really, but the assurance that life will go on?

Recreational fun, if you're doin' it right.

My life goes on, with it or without it though.

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Watch for a name fad in about nine months...kids named "Storm", "Rain", etc.

I bet we'll see a lot of kids named Irma and Harvey in about nine months too.

I mean I can see a lot of reasons why people will decide to fuck during a power outage, especially one caused by a natural disaster: boredom (because they can't have their faces glued to their various screens), wanting to be close to someone during a time of fear and uncertainty, and like other people said, just simple reassurance that they're still alive. Unfortunately, contraception probably falls to the wayside during such times, either because it's not accessible or because the parties involved don't care. It's probably the people in the areas that weren't hit quite as hard who are bumping uglies - the ones who got cornholed the hardest are probably just trying to stay alive and trying to find a dry place to rest for five minutes.

Not to mention the people fucking almost certainly can't afford to have a kid anyway because they'll be spending all their money rebuilding their homes so they can be blown over by next year's hurricanes. And Junior will arrive just in time to drown with the rest of the family.

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And Junior will arrive just in time to drown with the rest of the family.

This line alone made me lol hard. Thankfully, I'm in a non-flood zone, but am surrounded by nimrods who breed without thought to their circumstances. And also give little thought to how to prepare for a hurricane. Just "love" the transplants who ignore all advice ('it's not gonna hit here - I don't have to prepare or worry')