Twin boys in the dress shop

There's a nice little boutique/dress shop on the square, and yesterday I went in to have a look. A neat place though a bit pricey, but fun to browse.

I was in there about fifteen minutes when in walked a Moo and her twin boys, probably about two years old. Moo announced to the owner that it was her birthday and she wanted to "treat herself." How can you do that with two toadlers in tow? Anyway, these boys started doing what toadlers do, i.e. getting into stuff, playing hide and seek, etc. Moo through the racks, trying to find her Birthday treat. She kept talking to them in dog commands--"Sit!"

"Stay!"

"Come back here!"

I'm keeping a straight face but laughing to myself. These kids were paying her no mind; probably used to hearing her yak. The best part was when she told one of them "Sit on your butt!" Interesting...Eventually she found something and paid, then left with her spawn. There were a few others in the store, but most just ignored the kyds. I wonder if that pissed Moo off. She seemed fed up when she left. Happy fucking Birthday, indeed!

Why the hell would anyone bring toadlers into a dress shop? Jeebus!

Her announcing that it was her birthday was her attempt to get the staff and other customers to leap in and babysit her twin terrors for free so she could take her sweet time browsing. Even her halfhearted attempts at parenting didn't net her free babysitting. Once she realized she wasn't going to get the treat of not having to deal with her brats while she shopped, she left all angry and probably wrote a mad cow post on Facebook about how horrible people are nowadays and how people should be eager to disrupt their day to help out a poor moo just trying to treat herself on her birthday because sacrifices and moo moo moo.

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paragon schnitzophonic
Her announcing that it was her birthday was her attempt to get the staff and other customers to leap in and babysit her twin terrors for free so she could take her sweet time browsing. Even her halfhearted attempts at parenting didn't net her free babysitting. Once she realized she wasn't going to get the treat of not having to deal with her brats while she shopped, she left all angry and probably wrote a mad cow post on Facebook about how horrible people are nowadays and how people should be eager to disrupt their day to help out a poor moo just trying to treat herself on her birthday because sacrifices and moo moo moo.

Hahaha, guess this is one example of where lowing didn't work. Nobody enabled her shit. Boo hoo Moo.

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paragon schnitzophonic
Her announcing that it was her birthday was her attempt to get the staff and other customers to leap in and babysit her twin terrors for free so she could take her sweet time browsing. Even her halfhearted attempts at parenting didn't net her free babysitting. Once she realized she wasn't going to get the treat of not having to deal with her brats while she shopped, she left all angry and probably wrote a mad cow post on Facebook about how horrible people are nowadays and how people should be eager to disrupt their day to help out a poor moo just trying to treat herself on her birthday because sacrifices and moo moo moo.

Hahaha, guess this is one example of where lowing didn't work. Nobody enabled her shit. Boo hoo Moo.

Completely agree, else why would she be mad?
Next time just demand a whole bunch of freebies since it is your birthday moo. And make threatening angry faces when you aren't treated like a celebrity for spawning.
Think she could have paid for a babysitter and shopped for an hour or two instead. But they never think of that because there are always a few enablers out there that will kowtow and watch their brats.