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freedomchick
Open your windows, place speakers at windows facing pool and blast the most offensive rap music you can find toward the kids. Drop as many audio F-bombs as you can. The moos will come take their kids away from the noise and probably keep them away. It worked on my neighbors last summer :-)
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I would go to a warehouse store and buy enormous vats of maple syrup and pour it all over the rocks in the middle of the night. Where I live, that would guarantee millions of ants by morning. If you don’t have ants or wasps, you’ll still have really sticky rocks. The kids won’t mind, but the MOOs will.
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freedomchick
Open your windows, place speakers at windows facing pool and blast the most offensive rap music you can find toward the kids. Drop as many audio F-bombs as you can. The moos will come take their kids away from the noise and probably keep them away. It worked on my neighbors last summer :-)
I think "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot would be great for something like that! Jusssst enough innuendo to offend the tender ears of brats, and piss off their handlers!
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