no Just no

I am not drinking from this

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

Apparently nobody else is, either.

Where are his friends or family in his time of need? They need to be honest and tell him this is stupid and embarrassing. I honestly thought this was the prank of some frat guy but he claims to have 2 children.

It kind of reminds me of the baby from The Hangover

It would be pretty funny if that was what this guy was going for, but after reading his proposal I kind of doubt it.

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"Not every ejaculation deserves a name" - George Carlin