I am in love with my husband, so I make no excuses. We are BRATFREE to the point of sterilization, and we don't give a flying FUCK who bitches about it!
Flight from Paris to LAX so we can see mutual relatives. Moocunt behind us releases her cunt-spawn. Kicks the back of OUR seat so hard that chief flight attendant comes back to us and tells us to move to a higher class so we "won't be bothered" (UHM, HELL-THE-FUCKING-O!--WE ALLFUCKINGREADY *PAID* FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!!!) "be bothered" by this.
Moofuckingcunttwatwhorebitch whines and complains that she and her cuntshot weren't offered an upgrade (after we landed) and my wonderful husband says to staff to tell the whore to FOAD.
As we cleared customs and immigration in the US, mootwat attempts to blame US for inflight problems. She gets shot down and gets her twunt and asshole stretched between LAX and JFK as to WHY.
We leave peacefully. Enjoying a nice morning