I've been bottling this up for a long time. I told the story from the start back on the old CFEZ board but now that's gone. It was basically how I suspected a close friend was about to turn his life into a trainwreck with a moo. This will be long and I will try to break it up into pieces. The story is continuing to develop so I figured I better get this out now before the real wreckage begins. Please excuse the length. This is like therapy for me.
Background...it's long and kinda complicated but I'll try to keep out too much inconsequential details:
So about twenty years ago I met this guy, "Ron". He and I were in our mid and late twenties, respectively. I met him at a time where I was in an LTR with a guy that was not for me but I just wasn't ready to end it. He came into my job at the time where I sold crappy electronic equipment (think: can I have your phone number? when purchasing batteries). He bought a pricy speaker and after I rang it up we kind of flirted. But he chickened out and afterwards my coworker says... "You and him are gonna end up together". I thought this implausible because he was kind of milquetoast. But a cute computer geek. Oddly, we kept running into each other in the strangest places. Like we were magnets or something. A few months later I invited him to a Christmas party and we eventually went back to his place. Things got hot fast and I still had the LTR thing on the side. But I said at that time of our first hook up that I was dating other people so don't think we are exclusive. After a month of sneaking around I broke it off with the LTR guy (he did not take it well at all). Ron and I ended up dating for a year and it ended on a sour note. I ended up back with LTR guy but now I knew that there was something else out there for me. I carried a torch for Ron and eventually broke up with LTR a year or so later. I just didn't respect him anymore.
So over the next few years Ron would pop in and out of my life. We were FWBs for a while in where he would crawl in my window at 3 am after he hit the bars. I put up with it because I hoped that he would actually want to have a relationship instead of bootie call but I was afraid to push him away. Ron is notoriously secretive for no reason. It's just how he is. Always holding things close and never really letting me over that wall of privacy. I was absolutely honest with Ron that I was on the online dating scene though. I was serious about finding my lifemate.
Eventually I met my now husband in that time frame through my personal ad. The next time Ron called, and he would call on occasion and we would talk like old friends, I told him he couldn't do the window thing anymore because I've met the man I'm going to marry. Ron was a bit flabbergasted. Said ..."but I thought we were together...we were talking a lot." I replied... "You moved on me without telling me. For a second time that we've known each other. Helloooooo.!!!" (He moves a lot. Very nomadic, unlike me, which will come into the story later).
I swear I will get to the crazy breeder part. Bear with me.
About a year into marital bliss (Dh and I married in 2005), Ron called out of the blue. I invited him up to meet my husband. They got on fantastically. And I got my friend Ron back. It was nice. He ended up dating a crazy chick he brought over once so DH and I could check her out and give her the sniff test. She was just not right and after hosting them, I told him that she didn't seem his type. And she wasn't. She was a belligerent drunk, and I came home one night from a Halloween party to find Ron sleeping on my couch after she assaulted him and he needed a safe place to sleep. Dh was fine with this btw. We called her The Biter after that. That relationship ended shortly thereafter and Ron and I resumed our friendship, usually just chatting on the phone. Until around 2009, he calls me up. He's dating this gal. She's younger than him by seven years. Has four kids. Two different baby daddies. I tried to warn him. "Ron. You have a good job. You're stable. You are a prime target for the single mom scene." And in his various jobs, he told me he was hit on A LOT by all the single gals like a piece of meat. He could have had any number of professional women to date but instead he chose....the pure white trash cleaning gal. O.M.G.
Things got scary when he started talking about maybe them having a baby. He had mentioned she had reproductive health issues, cancers I think, and I was livid. I think he wanted a family but he was getting long in the tooth and knew he needed to act fast. He expressed the notion that he has all this money and nothing to spend it on worthwhile. So he has signaled that he is basically a wallet for the first hungry female suitor. This is when I originally posted this story on CFEZ basically saying my friend is about to go full trainwreck and there is nothing I can do about it. And I was right.
Ron falls off my radar for a few more years. I would get status updates from a few people that we both know that would run into him here and there. He wouldn't say much about anything, being vague as usual, but reports were that he was fairly happy living the life of a family man with this gal and her brood.
Fast forward to two years ago. I call up a business person that is Ron's best friend who owns an optical place where I get my glasses and contacts. We just got new insurance that didn't suck so I call him up to see if he takes it. We'll call him Jim. I tell him that it's Mrs. Noodler, or, as he may remember, "Ron's Crazy Old Girlfriend" (Jim is Ron's best bro and during the year that we dated I always got the feeling that Jim was cockblocking me, but I ignored it. This time, as soon as he realized it was me he says "OMG, Noodler! Ron is in such a bad way. That girl is so bad. He's working for me on the side just so he doesn't have to go home. You need to help him" So we set up an appointment so that Ron would be there and we could talk afterwards. I joked with Jim that after all that cockblocking he pulled with me, I turned out to be the sanest of all Ron's romantic endeavours. Jim agreed.
After my exam, Ron and I went outside and had a few smokes while he filled me in on the last 6 years. Ron looked so dejected. He was still living with this gal, making an escape plan sort of, explained that she made him cut contact with me and basically he slept in a separate room with a lock on it because her rotten kids would steal from him. He figured in the period of 6 years with her he blew $175,000 on her and her kids upkeep. And her kids' kids. A grandmother at 38. Lovely. One son in jail already (She posted a pic of herself on facebook holding the jailhouse holiday scene showing her, her son in a jumpsuit, and poor Ron standing there like a total schmuck. Needless to say her FB was all about how she was a super mom to great kids and anyone that said differently would turn her into a she beast and look out!!! She also used Ron to watch her kids (one is profoundly autistic) while she hit the bars and cheated on him. I really fucking hate this chick at this point. And I am very protective of Ron but was again.... just happy that I had my dear friend Ron back in my life. Remember, I credit him with helping me get past a bad relationship myself and I would not be with DH if it wasn't for the fates bringing Ron into my life 20 years ago.
Over the next year, which brings us to 2017, DH and I were in full swing house hunting mode. We needed to move due to landlord pressure and just....we needed to move. Totally outgrew our low rent love nest. I had also hooked up Ron with a colleague of my husband's that seemed like a good way for him to get over the Moo. So here I am trying to fix up my old boyfriend if there is any doubt to us having an affair. I just wanted him to find a nice girl. Dh's coworker and him saw each other for a few months but it didn't work out and I think it really hurt him. He didn't like to talk about it. But we talked everyday anyway. Every. Day. Literally. And he would often crash on our couch if he was in the neighborhood hitting the watering hole nearby. He can't afford a DUI with his career. He would lose everything. (He's not an alcoholic, just did a little drinking with his chicken wings. Our area is known for awesome Buffalo Wings).
During this househunt, my landlord was torturing us. My anxiety disorder was so bad I was unable to eat. I lost a lot of weight. Ron also needed help with getting some stuff out of storage as he had now gotten a nice little bachelor pad and wanted to close the storage unit. And when we moved, he helped us in every way. It was a bitch of a move. Ron even said, with at least 15 moves under his belt, ours was the toughest he'd ever done. It was brutal. I returned the favor of all his help with a DIY project he needed help with and we basically spent a lot of time together either at his place or ours. He would feed me to help me gain weight. Basically, he became my best friend, and I, his. And then, in February of this year, it happened. He called me up and said he had reentered the dating scene. I was thrilled for him.
Now before this, while hanging out one night, I made him promise to me that when he found someone, he would not blow me off, and that DH and I had to vet her. In return, I would not interfere in any way that might hinder a future relationship for him.
He would not tell me anything about this new mystery woman, other than "She's not ugly. She's not a bitch. And she doesn't have a tail" (DH wanted to know if she had a tail. He's twisted like that. But there's a story there, too....)
Since March, I have barely spoken to him. He doesn't return my calls or texts. Calls actually go straight to voicemail. I'm kind of sweating all of this because he has a bunch of my stuff, like tools and some books, and other things that were actually gifts from DH, like the tools, that we need to work on our house. I had left them at his place because I helped him with that DIY project so I figured I'd get the stuff the next week. By that time, too late. Then he started to ghost me. Have you ever been ghosted? It sucks.
Well, It's late, and this got long. More of the story tomorrow. It gets much more lurid. Like, I'm disturbed by it, lurid. And it takes a lot to disturb me. I didn't even get into the suspected fake pregnancy story....