A rare rave

So I am staying at a hotel for a work conference. The hotel is actually a massive resort that has many pools, a lazy river, etc. As you can image, there are also a lot of families here. Except for at the adult pool. Now, lots of hotels have adults only pools, but they never enforce that. Well, this place does. There is a gate that opens only with a hotel key. And they even have a security guard here to make sure that there are no kids here under 18. The pool is a quiet paradise. There even are servers that go around to give you water and take drink/food orders. I could live here.

Hopefully, breeders won't scream and yell about 'discrimination' and have it opened to their brats. It's pretty typical for them to do this sort of thing.

Can you share the name of the place? Sounds like paradise. (maybe after you leave?)

I work in hotels and I shudder to even consider having a pool on our property. That sounds amazing to visit, but I would be unnerved at the safety issues if I actually worked there (I'm a Night Auditor and the thought of drunk guests darwinizing themselves on my watch while I'm ass deep in paperwork and not paying atttention would make me CRAZY).

the pool sounds wonderful!!

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Hopefully, breeders won't scream and yell about 'discrimination' and have it opened to their brats. It's pretty typical for them to do this sort of thing.

They have the run of the rest of the property's pools and lazy river.

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Hopefully, breeders won't scream and yell about 'discrimination' and have it opened to their brats. It's pretty typical for them to do this sort of thing.

They have the run of the rest of the property's pools and lazy river.

You know that's not enough for breeders. If there's anything that doesn't cater to them and their brood, they have a fit. You could have 999 restaurants that are family-friendly, but they'll freak out about the one that doesn't allow children.

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Where is this paradise???