People wondering about CF women on theonion.com

https://www.theonion.com/nation-baffled-by-childless-woman-who-doesn-t-even-have-1828778292

*applause*

LOL! Apart from the fact that I'm married, I guess I'm a CF woman who isn't an executive, either. I'm a housewife and student. I'm trying to keep my head above water most of the time.

So THIS explains those puzzled expressions I sometimes get. It isn't that the people don't understand English, they just are bewildered that I don't have kids in tow or am not on my way to the fertility clinic. Maybe I'm an exec?

Those looks of hostility from the moos aren't puzzled. They angry I'm out in public not looking like a slob and don't have brats in tow. They can smell the child free because we take regular showers and are clean. The outrage of people who take showers daily because they don't have brats to interfere!

The individual has to sacrifice for the majority and that includes becoming a conformist and breeding even if it makes one miserable, don't ya know?

Heh heh. Awesome.

This explains why I get strange looks when I walk around Target in shorts, t shirt, and sneakers w/ no kids in tow. They're wondering why I don't have a briefcase and pantsuit.

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Heh heh. Awesome.

This explains why I get strange looks when I walk around Target in shorts, t shirt, and sneakers w/ no kids in tow. They're wondering why I don't have a briefcase and pantsuit.

Where are brats? Is she on the way to a sperm bank or to get IVF?