Knock your kid backwards with a cheese slice

https://www.yahoo.com/style/parents-chucking-cheese-kids-joke-103848449.html

ANYTHING for attention

I don't know if throwing food on your infant is funny, but the phrase "chucking cheese" definitely is.

I like one of the photos I clicked on where someone replied to the moo who posted a hee hee photo of her startling her infant with cheese "what would be funnier is if I punched you in the face."

This smacks of the kind of thing a little kid would do to their infant sibling and a parent would tell them to stop with the nonsense.

This is really what those parents want to do:

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5695819008/h439A2CBC/

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

The Bitchy Waiter asked for a block of cheese to throw at a kid