Moos talk about new moos and their stupid gender-reveal parties April 28, 2019 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,835 |
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Re: Moos talk about new moos and their stupid gender-reveal parties April 28, 2019 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,835 |
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cfdavep
I always used to think "Gender Reveal Party" meant a trans person had a party to reveal how they look now after surgery.
Maybe they would come out of the house to the tune of "I'm too sexy" by Right said Fred and everyone would clap.
I literally used to think it was a trans thing
Re: Moos talk about new moos and their stupid gender-reveal parties April 28, 2019 | Registered: 18 years ago Posts: 9,973 |
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Cambion
I find it's best to just avoid such things altogether because it's stuff I don't give a fuck about. Lemme know when you do something that's actually useful or requires actual effort and then I'll congratulate you, give you a gift and come to your party. Anyone can get pregnant, it's not fucking special. I won't even give you a gift in 20 years if the kid turns out okay because I'm not going to congratulate you for doing what's expected of you.
Re: Moos talk about new moos and their stupid gender-reveal parties April 28, 2019 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 3,003 |
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Cambion
It's just another way for expectant Moos to snag more free shit. It used to be they just got a loaf shower and that was it, but now they're finding ways of getting themselves several showers and just giving them different names because they want their life choice entirely paid for by everyone else and not just partially.
After all, you can only get so many gifts and so much money from a single shower, but when you have a normal shower, a gender reveal party, mommy parties (girls-only baby shower to pamper the Moo), daddy parties (baby shower for the father with men-only guests), push presents, sprinkle parties (baby showers with not so many gifts for second, third, etc. pregnancies), office showers and welcome to the world showers (post-birth party to meet the new loaf), you're bound to get most of the shit on your brat registry.
By the way, those are all actual types of showers. I did not make up mommy parties and welcome to the world showers.
I find it's best to just avoid such things altogether because it's stuff I don't give a fuck about. Lemme know when you do something that's actually useful or requires actual effort and then I'll congratulate you, give you a gift and come to your party. Anyone can get pregnant, it's not fucking special. I won't even give you a gift in 20 years if the kid turns out okay because I'm not going to congratulate you for doing what's expected of you.
Re: Moos talk about new moos and their stupid gender-reveal parties April 29, 2019 | Registered: 10 years ago Posts: 2,364 |
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kittehpeoples
We should just call all these parties what they are: gift grabs. Another case of breeders depending on an outpouring of free stuff so they can afford the brat they insist on having.
If anyone ever has a shower, gender reveal, grandparent party (yeesh, that's a reach) and just outright INSISTS that no one be allowed to bring in gifts, *then* I'll believe they're just interested in sharing their own "joy" with their family and friends. Until then, it's demanding free stuff because they want everyone else to help support their loaf. No thanks.
Re: Moos talk about new moos and their stupid gender-reveal parties April 29, 2019 | Registered: 18 years ago Posts: 9,973 |
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freya
I was told once while in my early twenties that it was best to attend such events and bring gifts because one day it would be reciprocated to me (ha ha). It seems very vulgar and crass to only attend and bring gifts to showers for future reciprocation. And we all have heard the stories of moos and brides having melt-downs because their guests didn't meet the unrealistic spend quota on gifts that the cuckoo womben had artificially inflated in their heads.
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kittehpeoples
We should just call all these parties what they are: gift grabs. Another case of breeders depending on an outpouring of free stuff so they can afford the brat they insist on having.
Re: Moos talk about new moos and their stupid gender-reveal parties April 29, 2019 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 3,712 |
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Cambion
That's precisely what they are. Hmmm, now I'm wondering what other things Moos could make up in order to maximize the amount of crap they get.Quote
kittehpeoples
We should just call all these parties what they are: gift grabs. Another case of breeders depending on an outpouring of free stuff so they can afford the brat they insist on having.
Cambion's List of Pignancy Gift Grab Ideas
Re: Moos talk about new moos and their stupid gender-reveal parties May 02, 2019 | Registered: 10 years ago Posts: 2,364 |
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freya
Give gifts even if you can't attend in person and give generously because sex organs have been identified and now sex organ specific items must be purchased so that strangers are put at ease because they can identify the bald wonder at a safe distance.
Re: Moos talk about new moos and their stupid gender-reveal parties May 04, 2019 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 5,634 |
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Give gifts even if you can't attend in person and give generously because sex organs have been identified and now sex organ specific items must be purchased so that strangers are put at ease because they can identify the bald wonder at a safe distance.
If I ever get invited to a gender reveal party, I'm sending condoms in case it's a boy and diaphragms in case it's a girl with a note saying don't worry, they'll grow into them.