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40 reasons to remember your pill

Posted by Cambion 
40 reasons to remember your pill
June 06, 2019
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-reasons-kids-cry/



That's 40 "funny" reasons why kids have thrown tantrums, as told by their handlers. These pictures made me itchy with anxiety and I didn't even have to listen to the crying. I'm sure the parents think it's hilarious because what other choice do they have but to laugh it off? They can't get away from this shit, so they have no choice but to laugh.

I couldn't deal with this crap, I'd be throwing these little fuckers down the stairs. Yeah yeah, I was a kid once too. Doesn't mean I find this shit endearing.
Re: 40 reasons to remember your pill
June 06, 2019
I kept imagining myself saying, you want something to cry about? I'll give you something to cry about.
Can't imagine finding any of this funny or cute.

There are enough adults who push boundaries that I have to interact with regularly. It doesn't become palatable because it comes from a small person who has the social skills of a moron.

Love this interchange:

Child free person "Kudos to anyone patient enough to raise children. I'd probably go insane"

Parent of the year reply "You get really good at ignoring stuff. Like, 90% of parenting involves ignoring your kid."

I ignore at least 90% of kids universally, does that make me a good child free parent?
Re: 40 reasons to remember your pill
June 06, 2019
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I kept imagining myself saying, you want something to cry about? I'll give you something to cry about.

I absolutely cannot stand to be around the little fuckers when they are in the id stage, which lasts what? maybe five years? Sometimes forever when they are not properly parented. They are ego-centric little fuckers and they are the center of the universe. It's all ME ME ME: me grab, me do, me want, me get NOW and I'll scream like a little demon if I don't get my way or even for no reason as demonstrated in the link.

Screaming because they cannot eat dog food or poop or you won't let them abuse an animal? Screaming because you are doing something for them? Screaming because you aren't doing something for them? I too would want to pitch them down the steps. This is what parents sign up for, dealing with screaming, irrational small humans. FOR YEARS. (SMUG ALERT: Yes, I was too smart for that and I love this page where I can say it, loud and proud.)

There is horror in the unsocialized human. John Rosemond says, be very glad kids are small because who could possibly deal with a fully-grown, hulking human with the mind of a two year old? Our fyoooooture is autards and brats who are never told no.
Re: 40 reasons to remember your pill
June 07, 2019
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freya
Parent of the year reply "You get really good at ignoring stuff. Like, 90% of parenting involves ignoring your kid."

That's definitely obvious by the number of parents who manage to tune out screaming and shit diapers. I guess you can get used to anything given enough exposure to it.

You know every single new parent has this rosy vision of their children. They'll look exactly like their parents, they'll sleep through the night and be perfect angels with minimal to no effort on the parents' part to make the that way. So when the kid comes out looking like creepy Uncle Bill, screams bloody murder all night for absolutely no reason at all, and turns into a violent selfish brat, all Moo and Duh can do is laugh, cry, and drink to cope.

I get crying for a legit reason like falling down or losing a favorite toy. Those make sense, and I get that kids make a big deal out of dumb shit, but I'd still be sympathetic under those circumstances. But crying because Bratleigh wanted his milk in the green cup and then throwing a shitfit when you do exactly as he asked would earn Junior a slap across the ass from me. I'm also in the "stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about" camp - I'm pretty sure if I had to deal with these picky screaming brats, they wouldn't be able to sit down by the time I got done with them.
Re: 40 reasons to remember your pill
June 10, 2019
and, if you listen, you can tell real crying from the phony crying.

I heard one (poor) kid crying in a theatre because its ear hurt. I could hear the genuine hurt. Did moo care? Not a damn. heard her tell the kid to shut up. don't think it really could and eventually they left.

stupid moos.

two cents ¢¢

CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children
and I defy anyone to prove me wrong:

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my pets.

Mankind and its needs (wants) are like unto a black hole. It devours all available resources and it never is full: it merely grows larger and demands more.

Definition of 'wealthy': Anyone who makes more/has more than you do.

Someone pointed out that I'm a realist. And all along I thought I was just a pessimist crossed with a cynic.

Entitlement, thy name is mooooooooooooooo

"Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove
they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen.
Add to this that, many of those who refuse or are unable to prove they are
citizens, will receive free insurance paid for by those who are.""

I am confused enough already. I do not need outside help.
Re: 40 reasons to remember your pill
June 10, 2019
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twocents
and, if you listen, you can tell real crying from the phony crying.

I heard one (poor) kid crying in a theatre because its ear hurt. I could hear the genuine hurt. Did moo care? Not a damn. heard her tell the kid to shut up. don't think it really could and eventually they left.

stupid moos.

Oh definitely. You can always tell when they unleash the crocodile tears because it's that face-contorting moany whine noise or it's the piercing high-pitched screech that's generally accompanied by a kicking and screaming full-body floor tantrum. They do this crap because they know their idiot parents will take the bait and give in to their whims, but I bet they'd learn to knock that shit off in a hurry if every time they fake cried, they got a smack. But people don't do that now because they prefer to employ ineffective bullshit gentle discipline methods with their rotten brats spirited angels.
Re: 40 reasons to remember your pill
June 11, 2019
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bell_flower
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I kept imagining myself saying, you want something to cry about? I'll give you something to cry about.

I absolutely cannot stand to be around the little fuckers when they are in the id stage, which lasts what? maybe five years? Sometimes forever when they are not properly parented. They are ego-centric little fuckers and they are the center of the universe. It's all ME ME ME: me grab, me do, me want, me get NOW and I'll scream like a little demon if I don't get my way or even for no reason as demonstrated in the link.

Screaming because they cannot eat dog food or poop or you won't let them abuse an animal? Screaming because you are doing something for them? Screaming because you aren't doing something for them? I too would want to pitch them down the steps. This is what parents sign up for, dealing with screaming, irrational small humans. FOR YEARS. (SMUG ALERT: Yes, I was too smart for that and I love this page where I can say it, loud and proud.)

There is horror in the unsocialized human. John Rosemond says, be very glad kids are small because who could possibly deal with a fully-grown, hulking human with the mind of a two year old? Our fyoooooture is autards and brats who are never told no.

Five years of that? Had no idea. That is thousands of time worse than I thought (terrible twos or threes). There is no way I'd make it. So happy I avoided a prison sentence for infanticide or neglect for shoving a kid in the closet by remaining child free. Kids testing the limits with boundary pushing is something I won't tolerate, it is bad enough with adults who boundary push that are in your life and difficult to avoid.
Re: 40 reasons to remember your pill
June 12, 2019
ITA. Well said, all of you! Is it just me, or are most of those kyds butt-ugly along with their behavior? Damn, I couldn't stand that for any length of time, much less five years.

Yesterday, the two youngest neighbor kyds had a screaming match over a toy. It sounded like someone was being tortured. Mawm had to pull the toadler away from the baybee, saying “No, no no!” It’s always the same knot head too, and he’s about three. Nope, that’s not for me.
Re: 40 reasons to remember your pill
June 12, 2019
Ugh, how annoying. I couldn't stand that shit for any amount of time. I don't ever remember crying for any of those reasons. My mother would've tossed me off the balcony if I behaved like that.

There are NO funny reasons why kids cry. They cry because they're either in pain or they're tired, or they are spoiled rotten brats that shriek because they can't get their way. Neither of those reasons strike me as particularly 'funny'.
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