I wonder how many REALLY think this

https://local.theonion.com/i-m-free-i-m-finally-free-thinks-parent-before-real-1841932754

I think a LOT would really be thinking this, but they CANNOT allow themselves to realize it. If they did, the ramifications would be SO devastating that they would have to kill themselves (consider the depression of knowing you were in for many many more years of that servitude and annoyance). Or they would have to do a PNA.

I think this goes on in stores and moo waits for the next insanely hot day to undo it all as tragic as it all is.