EPIC: Ironic Karma in all her glorious splendor November 21, 2020 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 4,176 |
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I mean, these are FUNDIES. It would have to be the turkey baster method, he's probably not allowed to eff someone else to get babby.
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I love seeing them unhappy.
Re: EPIC: Ironic Karma in all her glorious splendor November 22, 2020 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 4,176 |
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I mean, these are FUNDIES. It would have to be the turkey baster method, he's probably not allowed to eff someone else to get babby.
I wouldn't be so sure about that--he's probably telling her that because she has defective parts, he's entitled to fuck someone else. It's his Godly duty, you know.
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Sounds like I was married to the same type of guy minus the Breeder tendencies. I was 22, young and dumb and he was almost 30. He proceeded to run me down for the next three years. He was never happy and his favorite litany was that I was keeping him from what he wanted to do. "I want to flip houses, but you won't let me spend the money." (Because we needed rent money.) "I want to go back to school to be an engineer, but you won't let me." I said, make a plan and take as many classes as you can at night. He and I actually took the first math class together. I got a better grade and that was the end of that plan.
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He ran me down constantly. He would make critical remarks about things I couldn't help, such as, my calves are too big? He would make all these critical comments about my legs that were utter bullshit. (I won a sexy legs contest in 1981--lol I was in college and I needed the cash.)
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And I couldn't do anything right. "You don't make enough money," so I'd pick up overtime, and then it was "you aren't around here enough." If I talked to a male at a party, it was only because he was looking at my chest--I didn't have anything interesting to say. I remember one time we went to Charleston, South Carolina, which is a beautiful city. We had just checked into our hotel and it was a beautiful afternoon. We decided to walk around, and then he proceeded to tell me that I was Doing It Wrong and I wasn't "exploring the city in an orderly way." Sounds like a super fun guy, right?
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When he fucked something up one time, he casually mentioned to me that if I had done similar, he would have never been able to forgive me.
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Oh, I just remembered another fun story. One time I found some pretty serious S&M porn. He was unapologetic and said he needed it because I didn't have sex with him often enough. And also, this is just how men are. He told me if my father had not died when I was eight, I would have known that, but he didn't live long enough for me to see that men are not perfect and they need porn.
After three years I left with little more than the clothes on my back and a drained bank account. NOT SORRY!
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I love seeing them unhappy.
If you are a bad person, so am I because I'm happy just reading your story. I feel marginally sympathy for the wife because she is possibly being abused, but then again I've known some women in these types of situations, particularly "Godly" women, who become just as poisonous as their spouse, if not more so, because they perpetuate the evil. The one who gets my sympathy is the kid, particularly if it's a girl child. The kid is living in crazy and probably knows he/she is not enough and never will be.
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It's a reality that some people are just irredeemably evil, and I am not losing sleep when they get their just desserts. My ex is currently married to a woman 20 years his junior. She is also from another country--I would not be at all surprised if he sought out someone with an immigration situation that he can exploit.
He was always vain about losing his hair, which has continued and he's almost bald now. How do I know? There is an awesome picture of him on the internet where he got a DUI a couple of years ago. He's puffy and unhealthy looking with a few days' stubble--was probably on a bender.
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60+ with a DUI = a loser whose life is definitely not working.
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