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Teachers should also have to wipe children’s behinds

Posted by freya 
Teachers should also have to wipe children’s behinds
September 21, 2022
These dumb bints don't see the issue with sending their four year olds to pre-K unable to wipe their asses correctly. Truthfully, because they don't want to be parunts and would prefer a pre-K turn into a bathroom check, because that would be all the teachers would do.

This used to be a requirement for preschool and school and if your brat couldn't do it then off to daycare. Guess times have changed and not for the better:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitMomGroupsSay/comments/xhjeai/teachers_should_also_have_to_wipe_childrens/
Re: Teachers should also have to wipe children’s behinds
September 22, 2022
I was watching Family Feud the other day and one of the questions was "at what age do kids learn to tie their shoes". The two people who guessed said five and six. The most popular answer was five. Five!! I remember being taught how to tie my shoes in preschool at three or four! At five you're already in kindergarten. By then you should be self-sufficient enough to do things like tie your shoes and wipe your ass. Then again I see these posts about kids being breastfeed until they can write a thesis.
Re: Teachers should also have to wipe children’s behinds
September 22, 2022
TBH I learned at 5 in kindergarten, it was part of a test we had to do, know our address, phone number etc. I didnt go to preschool and it wasnt a thing as much back then. Girls wore little girl shoes w/ buckles back then so I didnt know. I learned tho.

But I understand what ya mean. When my 8 y.o. nephew couldn't make toast for himself, I was like what does my SIL teach him while she's home all day?
Re: Teachers should also have to wipe children’s behinds
September 22, 2022
I'm not keen in kids not having automatic laces on the shoes because shoe laces can cause a lot of accidents, especially the round ones. Shoelaces can get untied, and kids don't notice, and then the kid face plants on the curb. This causes a lot of chipped teeth and what-have-you.

Because of autism, I didn't tie my own laces 'til age 9.

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Re: Teachers should also have to wipe children’s behinds
September 22, 2022
would have liked to see a few comments from that thread

found the group actually. maybe this is a group where the few moos with actual common sense sound off

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CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children and I defy anyone to prove me wrong

Dysfunctional relationships almost always have a child. The more dysfunctional, the more children.

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke

Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.

Re: Teachers should also have to wipe children’s behinds
September 23, 2022
If a teacher wants to help a child learn this crap (no pun intended), then that's one thing. But it seems more and more, kids are being sent to school with minimal to no basic skills like tying their shoes or knowing how to shit in a toilet because the teachers are expected to partially assume parenting duties. Will female teachers be expected to nurse their students next too?

I never went to daycare, but I know the requirements for kindergarten were that you had to know how to tie shoelaces (no buckles or velcro) and how to crap in a toilet, So how many years are teachers expected to wipe butts so the parents don't have to? Will someone be accompanying the prom queen to the toilet to clean her arse for her? Is the coach gonna have to wipe the star quarterback's butt for him when he needs to go in the middle of a game?

If you child can't wipe himself at least a little bit, he is not ready for school.
Re: Teachers should also have to wipe children’s behinds
September 23, 2022
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If you child can't wipe himself at least a little bit, he is not ready for school.

I think the problem is that the USA has an overwhelming number of tards, and many tards slip under the radar and through the cracks. Do we have a lot of bad parents? Yes, but not this many bad parents. Many parents are simply half assed, and their children are very often suffering from fried zygote syndrome. You cannot teach a fried zygote.

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Re: Teachers should also have to wipe children’s behinds
September 23, 2022
If you are a lazy parunt, it's just too easy to keep your kid in disposable diapers. Plus, many of them cannot afford diapers so they leave the kid wet, which is sad and horrible. I swim on a regular basis and I cannot stand to be in a wet suit once I get out of the pool.

Appropos of nothing, I saw an advertisement about Tylenol and autism. Apparently there is a link, and a pending class action suit. That could explain why there are so many autards. For years Tylenol was touted as a drug that was safe for use in pregnasty.
Re: Teachers should also have to wipe children’s behinds
September 23, 2022
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Appropos of nothing, I saw an advertisement about Tylenol and autism. Apparently there is a link, and a pending class action suit. That could explain why there are so many autards. For years Tylenol was touted as a drug that was safe for use in pregnasty.

No drug is safe to use in pregnancy, and anything you do in this fucked up inviroment will lead to a tard.

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Re: Teachers should also have to wipe children’s behinds
September 24, 2022
Wow, if I were a parent, I don't think I'd be comfortable with the teacher being with my kid half-naked...sure, 99.99999999% of the time it would be fine, but it seems like it would just invite accusations of abuse.
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