Here we go...if they were compensated for all they do, 2023 edition

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If they were to be compensated for all they do, the median annual salary for stay-at-home moms in 2021 was $184,820

With exception of public school teacher, everyone who lives in an apartment or house does the following.... It is crass to put a mahm in the same category as someone who is paid to teach unless the mahm is also paid to teach. Actually, the entire list is an insult to the people who spend years perfecting their (legitimate) occupation and proving themselves.

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The study gave consideration to the more obvious roles that stay-at-home moms take on – like housekeeper, personal chef, and assistant, but also newer roles – like network administrator and social media communications.

In the end, the mom role includes more than 20 different positions with roles such as public school teacher, interior designer, and logistics analyst being added to the list of jobs.

Of course it listed out more than 20 different positions, gotta top 2021 somehow.

We can all pat ourselves on the back now for being our own network administrator and interior designer! Don't forget zookeeper for anyone with pets! Because being a zookeeper is just like having a pet turtle! They're exactly the same thing! And driving a car is the same as being a chauffeur.

They left off being a commercial driver, because driving a minivan is identical to driving a semi, amiright?
Oh wait, they actually have "van driver" listed on the referenced link.

Apparently, knowing how to take a temperature and use Dr. Google makes these bints a RN. Bitches, please. A RN requires a bachelor's degree in science plus being accepted to nursing school, being licensed and often additional training in a specialty. And that is just what I know of RNs which is very little, there may be continuing ed or more school required than that.

And, of course, the C level positions are appearing on this list. May as well throw in every occupation known to the world while fantasizing about how valuable they are in their own little clever minds.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/family/a-woman-shares-the-sad-way-she-realized-just-how-much-moms-do-in-viral-video/ar-AA19Y7dX?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=fe114c4b828c451aafab92980bd6243c&ei=309

Ok mom. please tell me on an 8 month old 8 kg child: the size Endotracheal tube ,the laryngoscope blade size and type the size Intraosseous needle to use, and the correct doses of ketamine and rocuronium to administer to child requiring Rapid Sequence Intubation for respiratory failure related to Septic Shock?

What? You don't know? I thought you were nurses like me?

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

Personal chef is a joke. Ever see the slop most breeders prepare? Freaking hot dog casseroles drowned in Velveeta. Broke college kids cook better things when they're stoned! If I hired a personal chef and they made me Kraft mac and cheese, I'd fucking fire them.

Using the internet doesn't make them a network administrator, nor does posting pictures of their ugly kids on Facebook make them social media communications experts. They have some nerve calling themselves things like teachers and nurses because those are things that require an actual formal education - it's an insult to anyone who actually does those things for a living. The average Moo wouldn't last a month as a real public school teacher - they can't even deal with 1-2 brats, let alone 30+ brats and especially not for the lousy pay teachers get (I say that because as far as I'm concerned, teachers could never make enough for what they have to deal with).

It's especially fantastic when they put this crap on their resume and think wiping asses and microwaving chicken nuggets makes them more qualified than their peers who have done more with their lives than SAHMing. If I put on my resume that I was an RN because I put a bandage on a cut, the employer would probably think I'm insane.

I know Moos like to claim they deserve all this money for the jobs they do, but the thing is people who actually hold jobs in those fields of work have to actually do their jobs well to get paid. Moos don't do any jobs well - they don't even half-ass it most of them time. They 1% ass everything. I've heard more than one breeder woman refer to having kids as being in "survival mode," so they will do as little as possible per "job."

I can't get the MSN link to work (seriously MSN hates my internet), but heyyy let's throw more shit in the fire while we're at it! I have a feeling at least one of these may be in the article.

- Moo threatening to sue someone for some imagined slight makes her a lawyer. No need to pass the bar or anything like that.

- Budgeting for the week's groceries makes Moo a financial advisor.

- Getting drunk on box wine in the living room makes her a sommelier.

- Enabling parental controls on the TV makes her a producer.

- Scooping the litter box makes her a veterinarian, and scolding the dog for pooping on the floor makes her an animal behavioral specialist.

- Buying honey makes her a beekeeper.

- Recycling bottles for money makes her an environmental specialist.

- Killing a spider in the shower makes her an exterminator.

- Hitting a deer with her SUV makes her a hunter.

- Deciding her child is autistic with the help of Google makes her a child psychologist.

- Playing Candy Crush makes her an app developer.

- Donating the clothes her kids have outgrown to a thrift store makes her a philanthropist.

- If she looks in the general direction of someone else's child in public, she is a babysitter/nanny.

- Sewing a button onto a shirt makes her a seamstress/tailor.

- Bitching out an underpaid server at Applebee's for not putting lemon in her water makes her a critic with a valued opinion.

- Telling her brat she won't buy them Lucky Charms because they haven't eaten the cereal at home yet makes her a personal shopper. Not strangling her child due to the resulting tantrum also makes her a Buddhist.

If I had my way, parents would need a licence to shit a brat.

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Hell, My SIL had an entire cabinet s and fridge full of PB and Jelly, Easy Mac, cheetos, ice cream, she had a top of line stove that she literally never used. She went to McDonalds every single day for at least 10 yrs. She was a health nut and this is how she let her kids eat, and they grew into rolly poley balls. Where do they get this chef stuff? I never saw cabinets like that at any house I ever visited when I grew up. At least the real moms of yesteryear made meals w/ veg and from scratch or semi-scratch. The only thing I see moos do is cart there kids around, when they really dont need carting around and over schedule them to keep them outta their hair.

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Hell, My SIL had an entire cabinet s and fridge full of PB and Jelly, Easy Mac, cheetos, ice cream, she had a top of line stove that she literally never used. She went to McDonalds every single day for at least 10 yrs. She was a health nut and this is how she let her kids eat, and they grew into rolly poley balls. Where do they get this chef stuff? I never saw cabinets like that at any house I ever visited when I grew up. At least the real moms of yesteryear made meals w/ veg and from scratch or semi-scratch. The only thing I see moos do is cart there kids around, when they really dont need carting around and over schedule them to keep them outta their hair.

I've gotta disagree with you about it being safe for fuck trophies to get themselves around nowadays. It isn't so much being kidnapped as being flattened by drunk drivers that risk kids. Also, many parents must work two to three jobs to keep an overpriced roof over cumstain's head. But these bints brought this on themselves.

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These cows are at it again like a continuous drop of rain every single Moo Day.

They don't specialize in any of this shit or else they would never need to take their kid to the doctor. Most of the food they prepare is pre-packaged slop anyway. Putting on a band aid doesn't make you a nurse. They really need to cut the crap.

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"I have found little that is 'good' about human beings on the whole. In my experience most of them are trash, no matter whether they publicly subscribe to this or that ethical doctrine or to none at all."
~Sigmund Freud

But they won't!

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They manage to insult actual professionals (teachers, medical personnel, etc) while displaying their own unhappiness and insecurity. Way to go, moms. Once more I'm shown how right I was to stay the fuck out of this psycho parenting culture.

Tell me all about it randomcfchick!

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They manage to insult actual professionals (teachers, medical personnel, etc) while displaying their own unhappiness and insecurity. Way to go, moms. Once more I'm shown how right I was to stay the fuck out of this psycho parenting culture.

So true. They don't have any respect for anyone else. They are not doing TMIJITW. Genetics and personal choice have a lot to do with what a kid becomes.

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"I have found little that is 'good' about human beings on the whole. In my experience most of them are trash, no matter whether they publicly subscribe to this or that ethical doctrine or to none at all."
~Sigmund Freud

This list is very good and shows the mass delusion of mahms. Ever notice no mahms ever dispute how ridiculous these high salary comparisons are? None ever say, "comparing me to a nurse when I'm a high school dropout who only owns a thermometer, aspirin and Benadryl is ridiculous and frankly patronizing to mahms and condescending to the legitimate nurse community."

I don't know how any moms can read this tripe and not be sickened by it.

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I can't get the MSN link to work (seriously MSN hates my internet), but heyyy let's throw more shit in the fire while we're at it! I have a feeling at least one of these may be in the article.

- Moo threatening to sue someone for some imagined slight makes her a lawyer. No need to pass the bar or anything like that.

- Budgeting for the week's groceries makes Moo a financial advisor.

- Getting drunk on box wine in the living room makes her a sommelier.

- Enabling parental controls on the TV makes her a producer.

- Scooping the litter box makes her a veterinarian, and scolding the dog for pooping on the floor makes her an animal behavioral specialist.

- Buying honey makes her a beekeeper.

- Recycling bottles for money makes her an environmental specialist.

- Killing a spider in the shower makes her an exterminator.

- Hitting a deer with her SUV makes her a hunter.

- Deciding her child is autistic with the help of Google makes her a child psychologist.

- Playing Candy Crush makes her an app developer.

- Donating the clothes her kids have outgrown to a thrift store makes her a philanthropist.

- If she looks in the general direction of someone else's child in public, she is a babysitter/nanny.

- Sewing a button onto a shirt makes her a seamstress/tailor.

- Bitching out an underpaid server at Applebee's for not putting lemon in her water makes her a critic with a valued opinion.

- Telling her brat she won't buy them Lucky Charms because they haven't eaten the cereal at home yet makes her a personal shopper. Not strangling her child due to the resulting tantrum also makes her a Buddhist.

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This list is very good and shows the mass delusion of mahms. Ever notice no mahms ever dispute how ridiculous these high salary comparisons are? None ever say, "comparing me to a nurse when I'm a high school dropout who only owns a thermometer, aspirin and Benadryl is ridiculous and frankly patronizing to mahms and condescending to the legitimate nurse community."

I don't know how any moms can read this tripe and not be sickened by it.

It's because breeder women truly believe they hold all these professional titles simply because they have reproduced. An unchilded woman putting a bandage on a cut? Totally normal. A mommy doing the exact same thing? Trained professional deserving of the exact same salary and recognition as a nurse because having kids automatically makes them so worldly! They don't need no stinkin' school like those plebs who slave away getting a degree - crapping out a loaf gives them access to every honorary degree in existence dontcha know!

These women think so highly of themselves that they fully believe their own bullshit. I'd love to hear them pull the "I'm a nurse because I put Band-Aids on owwies" crap in front of real nurses. Since having kids is The Most Important Job In The World^TM, all other jobs pale in comparison and are a walk in the park because nobody works harder or does more than a mommy!

My eyeballs are rolling so hard...

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