https://www.theonion.com/walmart-baby-registry-questionnaire-includes-checkbox-f-1851416496

They did point out women forced to birth an unwanted kid as being "political pawns" and they are right.
The world is so disturbing now for women that theonion is not as funny

That might be a good idea! Certainly would put a damper on phony-fun baby showers. Too bad it's so close to real these days!