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Breeder already attention seeking and kid's not even born yet

Posted by kittehpeoples 
Breeder already attention seeking and kid's not even born yet
June 23, 2025
Another reddit gem...she didn't want to announce during the first trimester, which okay, reasonable. But a month later, she still hasn't told anyone, because...reasons? She goes to her brother's wedding visibly pregnant. She's asked if she's pregnant and answers yes. She says she didn't want to take attention away from her brother's day, but she didn't want to be a big ol' lying liar. She is then shocked, shocked I tell you, when her new brother in law takes her to task and her dear brother is "distant." She proceeds to reddit for reinforcement that she's not an asshole, because after all she didn't "want" to tell anyone, but her changing story ("I didn't know I was showing that much" but also "nothing I could have worn would have hidden it") and deliberately waiting to tell anyone beforehand isn't fooling anyone. She argued back in the comments for awhile and then deleted her account in a fit of pique.

My money's on she wanted the crowd's attention on her ability to get creampied, but didn't want the social stigma of outright announcing it. Next best thing: show up almost halfway through the pregnancy and virtually yelling "surprise!"

I'm pregnant, I deserve the spotlight
Re: Breeder already attention seeking and kid's not even born yet
July 09, 2025
So she intentionally wore an outfit that would mask her fat bloated gut, but at the same time, "didn't know" she was showing that much? Well which is it?

The comments were right. She could have told people about it before the wedding. She could have BSed that she put on some weight. Of course if she says she's up the duff at the wedding, people are going to talk about it. Fuck, she could have even talked to her brother beforehand and asked him how to handle it once that 12-week mark passed so her pignasty didn't disrupt his wedding.

How long was she planning on waiting to make an announcement anyway? Usually breeder women want to scream to the whole world about their sperm infections the minute the pee stick shows two lines. Does she not want to be knocked up? Was she just never going to say anything to anyone? I get waiting for the first three months to pass because the chance of a miscarriage is highest during that time. But what is her excuse for continuing to wait? I'm sure she knew her brother's wedding would coincide with her pignasty since weddings are usually announced months in advance.
Re: Breeder already attention seeking and kid's not even born yet
July 09, 2025
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She could have BSed that she put on some weight.

If she's sooooo worried about being a liar, "I've packed on a few pounds" is still truthful without turning her brother's wedding into her pregnancy announcement. Plus it has the added bonus of making the questioner uncomfortable (hopefully) about sticking their nose into somebody else's reproductive choices. But it was so much more enjoyable to get all the pats, and to hell with her brother and his new husband, I guess.
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