Kids causing expensive damage

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1qfban1/toddler_got_into_my_makeup/?post_fullname=t3_1qfban1&post_index=3&target_user=TotalCarbohydrateOne

Moo's brat wrecked all her make up and then smeared it all over a nice white chair, a chair she referred to as her boobfeeding chair. One of the commenters said that her brat crapped on an office chair and the chair had to be wrapped and taken outside so the literal turd could be dumped

A year or so ago there was a video going around of a woman just breaking down in tears because her child had absolutely trashed the bathroom with her cosmetics. I get it...not that makeup itself is worth crying over, but on top of the cost, now the mom has to clean up that ungodly mess of pigments that's been ground into everything. If it were my kid, they'd be paying for that until they were 40, lol.

This is why you can't have nice things when you have kids. They can have a room full of every toy imagineable, and they will still go into Moo's stuff, find the most expensive thing she owns and destroy it. Diamond earrings? Down the toilet! $600 phone? Bath toy. Expensive makeup? Art supplies. Favorite fancy dress? Covered in permanent marker.

And the best part is when they ruin shit, they will march right up to you and show you what they did, proud as can fucking be. I remember reading something on Reddit or Mothering.com or some other mooing site about how her brat ruined her Urban Decay Naked eyeshadow palette, which I think retails for like $70? I've read more than one story of men who straight-up kill their kids because the brats broke Daddy's Xbox.

Must be people were jumping down the Moo's throat because she had to make it clear that she wasn't mad at her child (bullshit), she was just mad the chair got ruined. I would be tempted to leave some hot sauce open and within the brat's reach, let it play with it and wait for the inevitable screaming when it touches its mouth/eyes/genitals/asshole with 500,000 Scoville fingers. Wouldn't fix the wrecked makeup, but it would still make me happy . Then tell the kid when bad kids break Mommy's things, Santa gives them hot fingers as a warning, and if they keep it up, they won't get any Christmas gifts.

But that's also why I'm not a parent. Any child of mine would probably need to become a Hindu so they could get therapy in this life and the next one.

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And the best part is when they ruin shit, they will march right up to you and show you what they did, proud as can fucking be.

One of my cousins was raised with what I guess now is called "gentle parenting." Back then we just described it as "never getting in trouble" or "zero consequences." He knew no matter what he did he wouldn't get in any real trouble, so he would just do whatever he wanted (including destroying other people's stuff) and then give some lame ass excuse when he inevitably got busted. "I thought they'd like it better this way" after scribbling all over something, that sort of thing. It didn't matter if somebody saw what he did, because it's not like there'd be consequences for him.

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And the best part is when they ruin shit, they will march right up to you and show you what they did, proud as can fucking be.

One of my cousins was raised with what I guess now is called "gentle parenting." Back then we just described it as "never getting in trouble" or "zero consequences." He knew no matter what he did he wouldn't get in any real trouble, so he would just do whatever he wanted (including destroying other people's stuff) and then give some lame ass excuse when he inevitably got busted. "I thought they'd like it better this way" after scribbling all over something, that sort of thing. It didn't matter if somebody saw what he did, because it's not like there'd be consequences for him.

Like most children, this brat has no future.

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And the best part is when they ruin shit, they will march right up to you and show you what they did, proud as can fucking be.

One of my cousins was raised with what I guess now is called "gentle parenting." Back then we just described it as "never getting in trouble" or "zero consequences." He knew no matter what he did he wouldn't get in any real trouble, so he would just do whatever he wanted (including destroying other people's stuff) and then give some lame ass excuse when he inevitably got busted. "I thought they'd like it better this way" after scribbling all over something, that sort of thing. It didn't matter if somebody saw what he did, because it's not like there'd be consequences for him.

He may not have been spanked then, but mark my words, someone's gonna spank him as an adult and it will be glorious. The wake-up call kids like this get when they have to face the consequences of their actions after 20 years of getting away with murder hits like a meteor more than like a truck. Some learn, some don't. But then I'm sure either their parents will stick up for them and excuse their behavior/bail them out, or they will develop a victim complex. "I broke that store's window because I thought the place coud use some fresh air! People are just mean to me because (imagined discrimination)!" And if they're REALLY dumb, they will get revenge on whomever got them in trouble and suffer further consequences.

Saw something like this unfold in my town. Some moron got pissed about something - I think being cut off at a bar - so he decided to do donuts outside the bar to... make some kind of point. Then he drove to another different bar and slashed the tires on five or six cars. Got arrested. While awaiting trial, he sent threatening texts to the owner of that second bar for turning him in to the cops, saying he was going to "make him disappear" for getting him in trouble. Got arrested again for harassment or some other thing. Probably someone who was Mommy's special little boy that pissed rainbows and shat world peace and never got told NO.

I admit to trying to retile the bathroom using poker chips and toothpaste. trust me, mom had a pretty 'over the top' reaction. I learned to never do anything on that order again.. so 'it's a kid' is an answer. it is what consequences they suffer that makes the difference..and they understand just why they are getting a smack down.

I had an indian co worker who said if any child dared to sass a village elder or an older person and got smacked.. and went whining back to the parents they were likely to get smacked...again. they learned..

what I find hysterical is the retarded mooing you get 'you don't understaaaanddd.... (fill in the blank)'.. I did not think this through until recently. you look them in the eye and reply "I'm not stupid, I'm watching you and every other childed person. good ill and indifferent and I LEARNED from this I do NOT want to subject myself to this torture. so don't tell me I don't understand. I understood it long before you fell for the propaganda...'

two cents ¢¢

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