That is a totally excellent point you made about the cell phone calls from coworker's spawn! I wish I was there, I would've backed you up 1000% on that. What a wuss that facilitator was for back-peddling!
And ... oh my cod re the moo! What a smug bee-yotch! I bet she thought she was really dissing you with her snotty little comment. Joke's on her, though, cuz she has to go home to her little mystakes and you get to go home to your nice, quiet, childfree house. F*** her!