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My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)

Posted by clematis 
My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 26, 2009
Original forum post, as quoted here:

My son is 19 and though I have not seen him nude since he was a boy, I had seen him by accident about 6 months ago, when he had somehow ended up falling asleep naked in his room after a shower with his door wide open. He was on his back and erect in his sleep. I noticed his hard-on had a severe curve upward. It was bent very sharply like curling up backwards. I had never seen anything like that on any man. It is about 7″ long approximately and is bent more toward the tip in a definite shape of a letter “j”, or a hook, to attempt to describe it to you.

I was so shocked that I panicked, and woke him up right then and there. Thinking back, it was not very tactful, but I could not wait to try to get at what appeared to be a real problem. It all made sense, how he would not shower at gym class, and didn’t date, despite being a very well built and handsome boy into sports always. I had always wondered if might be gay, though he denied it always. He awoke surprised and shy that he was naked, but I moved his hands from his erect penis, and asked him what was the matter.

We sat and talked after locking his bedroom door. He told me it had started when he was like 12 and got worse, and as I examined it more closely and attempted to straighten it out, it would straighten only very slightly before it would hurt him to force it any further. It being erect, it was very hard and stiff. We allowed it to subside by him putting on his robe a while, and was considerably more normal in the soft state, yet still tending to be curved upwards slightly.

I could straighten it easily while soft, but it would bend back up like rubber. As he became erect again it curled up before my eyes into the “j” hook shape.

Now the doctors all said he is fine and it’s normal as far as being a medical issue. They said they could operate to attempt to fix it, but the cost was out of my reach. I am a single parent. So we took trying our own methods, in which I would tell him to stroke it straight whenever he thought about it, and while masturbating to attempt to work the curl out a little more each time.

I had taken a little massage therapy classes in the past, and I even work on it for an hour or so 3 days of every week in the evening. It was embarrassing for us both in the beginning and I know it still it is, and even more so that he ejaculates every time during the massage, but it turned out to make massaging it in the post-ejaculation, semi-soft state really effective because then I can massage it and straighten it. It curls back in my hands and I massage it straight over and over again, until he becomes erect again and semi hard again after ejaculation, three times in a row, usually over a span of an hour to an hour and a half.

It has given good results, as I would say he is 50 percent improved. I continue to treat him 3 days a week.

I am here to ask anyone with information on this condition for advice and/or tips technics on how we can further correct this.

Thank you all in advance.

And the replies on the "Female First" forum where she posted this question are here, with excerpts below:

I fully support what you are doing.
I care for my elderly mother which means taking a shower with her and wiping her bottom after she has been to the toilet.
Some people say that it is wrong and that I should get a female helper.
[way to miss the point, there...]

dear loving mother. i respect your care for your son.
please continue with the massage.
i have got one suggestion. the three sessions of massages should be done in three positions. one lying on the bed. second sitting on a chair with his legs apart, and the third one he standing right in front of you
[ohhhhhkayyyyy]

OP, there is little I can think of to improve what you are already doing for your son and you seem perfectly capable of handling any issues in the future that might come.
I think the real reason you came here was hoping for support, not advice, yet sadly a lot of people are treating this like its a big joke.
[yes, isn't it sad that everyone's being so >Michael Savage voice< inSEEEEEEENsitive]
Anonymous User
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 26, 2009
Wow, that's just uhhhh.......
For once, I am at a loss for wordshead go boom
Anonymous User
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 26, 2009
double puke .... that is all
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 26, 2009
Anonymous User
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 26, 2009
Really I'm not sure what's worse, the woman who posted or the people that responded who think it's perfectly fine. Am I in the Twilight Zone? head go boom Seriously, it's one of the creepiest things I've ever read. If any guy I dated told me his mother jacked him off to "correct a medical issue" I'd be out of the door so damn fast.
Anonymous User
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 26, 2009
This response:

"dear loving mother. i respect your care for your son. please continue with the massage. i have got one suggestion. the three sessions of massages should be done in three positions. one lying on the bed. second sitting on a chair with his legs apart, and the third one he standing right in front of you "


It sounds like she's directing a freakin' porno, and an incestuous one at that!! Wtf are these people thinking?! Can ya'll tell I'm a little freaked? LOL.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 26, 2009
What.

The.

FUCK?!

double pukecrazydouble puke
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
Apparently she is in denial that she is jerking off her adult son. Is this what happens when they can't boob-feed their kids anymore? Just...I want to go take a shower after reading about Momma's incestuous massage.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't penises that are curved more inclined to give greater pleasure (like being able to reach the G-spot better or something)? Is she worried that her son's dick is imperfect and he might not be able to bang a woman and give her grandbabies to molest? Well since Mom is jerking his gherkin for him, he likely won't need a girlfriend. zomg And even if it wasn't her son, no amount of massaging is going to take the curve out of the kid's dick; she's probably doing more damage than anything. I know as a MommyTM, she probably thinks she's a licensed masseuse among her eleventy billion other 'careers'.

And I'm sure Sonny Boy will grow up with a very skewed idea of what a massage is. Hopefully he never goes to a real masseuse and asks them to rub him straight the way Mommy did.
Anonymous User
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
WTH??? That is beyond disgusting. I seriously doubt it is doing any good either... I'm guessing it does that because some of the blood vessels are shorter than others. It should straighten when..err...used though.

I can't believe anyone would think this is okay. I don't care how poor you are! A TRAINED doctor should be involved, not some mom guessing how it should be treated. She could be doing more harm than good.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009


Feel free to take some and pass it around




Edit to add: I went to the last page of replies. Apparently the article made some people go back and look at the thread. It's claimed now as a troll story. Wellll, maybe. It must come from the mind of someone very imaginative or actually true.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
BLECH!

This is like a cross between Oedipus and a really baaaaaaad porno flick (or that scene in Porky's where the hooker says to one naked man as she feels his crooked dick, "You been screwing around corners?"

double puke

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Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
Thanks for the brain bleach, Dorisan. I now believe I have heard (read) it all when it comes to sick moos and spawn. As for the replies...man, we are dealing with some very sick women here. I'd hate to be the girlfriend or wife of any guy whose mother thought the cure for this particular problem was jacking him off! No, lady, you are the problem, and jerking him off is still incest, no matter how you try to rationalise it away. I wonder if she breastfed him most of the way through school.

double pukedouble pukedouble puke
Anonymous User
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
Jesus... This left me speechless, these people are well out of their minds...
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
you know what.. i am not shocked at all.. i know theres freaks out there, and anything they do.. doesnt surprise me

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Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
Crap. And I just had breakfast. Who is this bitch kidding.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
Cambion, dear, she probably knows this, and it drives her insane that sonny boy will be having great sex with some chickie. LOL

"Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't penises that are curved more inclined to give greater pleasure (like being able to reach the G-spot better or something)?"

I wouldn't doubt if the fucking guy is still breast-fed.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
Too scary to keep reading.

Far scarier than extended BFing!zomg
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
No way is this kid playing with a full deck. Let alone the mother.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
The first thing I thought was that a troll wrote that post. Every time someone replies, they're probably getting more and more into it. double puke

It just didn't ring true to me.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
OH. MY. GOD!!!!!!!! She's jacking off her own adult son!! That 'mother' is sick, twisted, and in serious need of help. Disgusting!!!
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
Serial Killer in the making.

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Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
I'm tellin' ya, he's not the captain of the football team.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
Anyone here see the disturbing film, "Spanking the Monkey", released in the mid 90's?
This kind of reminds me of that.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me
Anonymous User
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
Even if the OP is a troll, the replies don't seem to be and they're far worse than the OP.

Besides, a bent penis can be a jackpot for women, if the man knows how to use it to his advantage. A penis that curves upward would be the perfect g-spot stimulator. Women pay good money for an artificial version, so a real human version would be awesome, I'm sure.

The whole thing's creepy, even if it's fictional.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
Quote
cherryice
The first thing I thought was that a troll wrote that post. Every time someone replies, they're probably getting more and more into it. double puke

It just didn't ring true to me.
I thought it was a joke - like something you'd find in The Onion. If it isn't a joke...
head go boom
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