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My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)

Posted by clematis 
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
HAS to be a troll, and a clever one too for getting under their radar. Well done. Shows what Epic Fails so many mothers really are for openly applauding and encouraging the slimiest -- if not illegal -- behaviour between mother and son.

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Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
This. CAN'T. BE. REAL. Please, someone take the time to find out if it is. It just can't be...
I thought it was a troll, at first, too. But there are some freaky, fucked up, people out there so who knows.shrug
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
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The first thing I thought was that a troll wrote that post. Every time someone replies, they're probably getting more and more into it. two faces puking

It just didn't ring true to me.

Funny you should say that. I finally got up the nerve (no pun intended) to read this thread. After reading the OP, I skipped to page 3, and I was going to write pretty much the same thing you just did, and there at the top of page 3 it was... You took the words right off me.

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Ah, a Jocasta Complex...very nauseating.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
(Googles)
That is fascinating, Marzipan; never knew there was a name for it.

From one site:

"A much rarer disorder than, say, the Oedipus complex, though in the same vein. Named after Oedipus' mother, Jocasta, this disorder involves the mother perpetrating the incest, instead of the son.

Some think that Sigmund Freud's conception of every male having some sort of Oedipal leaning was misguided, and it was, in fact, the other way around.

Sometimes this also refers to a type of delusion where the person deliberately ignores the existence of a particular object or person, since, in the myth, Jocasta knew about the incest before Oedipus did."

Here is another site with a fascinating 2-page (pdf) clinical description of the disorder-->note how similar the 2 case descriptions are to posts we've all read on mom forums!
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you know what.. i am not shocked at all.. i know theres freaks out there, and anything they do.. doesnt surprise me

I am with you Merc. This is part of 21st century natural normal thing and these people have no shame at all.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
March 27, 2009
I don't believe it's true. I think it has to be a troll post. But then again in this day and age, you never know, especially with all the whack job moos out there.

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That.....is the most....disturbing thing......ever!!!!! Can you say incest? >_<
Someone posted a link to this on TCFL and it is absolutely HORRIFYING. This is even more hideous than that one "Baby Love" article we ripped apart a while ago. ::brbl

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/repeatedly-wanking-your-son-off-in-the-name-of-medicine/

Read at your own risk, if you dare.skull2

This woman is seriously fucked and I feel so bad for all of her kids cutting a smiley with a chainsawfuck

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My son is 19 and though I have not seen him nude since he was a boy, I had seen him by accident about 6 months ago, when he had somehow ended up falling asleep naked in his room after a shower with his door wide open. He was on his back and erect in his sleep. I noticed his hard-on had a severe curve upward. It was bent very sharply like curling up backwards. I had never seen anything like that on any man. It is about 7" long approximately and is bent more toward the tip in a definite shape of a letter "j", or a hook, to attempt to describe it to you.
I was so shocked that I panicked, and woke him up right then and there. Thinking back, it was not very tactful, but I could not wait to try to get at what appeared to be a real problem. It all made sense, how he would not shower at gym class, and didn't date, despite being a very well built and handsome boy into sports always. I had always wondered if might be gay, though he denied it always. He awoke surprised and shy that he was naked, but I moved his hands from his erect penis, and asked him what was the matter.
We sat and talked after locking his bedroom door. He told me it had started when he was like 12 and got worse, and as I examined it more closely and attempted to straighten it out, it would straighten only very slightly before it would hurt him to force it any further. It being erect, it was very hard and stiff. We allowed it to subside by him putting on his robe a while, and was considerably more normal in the soft state, yet still tending to be curved upwards slightly.
I could straighten it easily while soft, but it would bend back up like rubber. As he became erect again it curled up before my eyes into the "j" hook shape.
Now the doctors all said he is fine and it's normal as far as being a medical issue. They said they could operate to attempt to fix it, but the cost was out of my reach. I am a single parent. So we took trying our own methods, in which I would tell him to stroke it straight whenever he thought about it, and while masturbating to attempt to work the curl out a little more each time.
I had taken a little massage therapy classes in the past, and I even work on it for an hour or so 3 days of every week in the evening. It was embarrassing for us both in the beginning and I know it still it is, and even more so that he ejaculates every time during the massage, but it turned out to make massaging it in the post-ejaculation, semi-soft state really effective because then I can massage it and straighten it. It curls back in my hands and I massage it straight over and over again, until he becomes erect again and semi hard again after ejaculation, three times in a row, usually over a span of an hour to an hour and a half.
It has given good results, as I would say he is 50 percent improved. I continue to treat him 3 days a week.
I am here to ask anyone with information on this condition for advice and/or tips technics on how we can further correct this.
Thank you all in advance.
I seriously wish I could un-read that. I am going to have nightmares.
I remember reading this before and I died a little on the inside. sad smiley
I want to know what kind of demented excuse for a human being can put their hands on the genitals of their progeny and then pretend that it's fucking all right to jerk him until he ejaculates. What in the blue FUCK. And she tries to justify it by saying that she's helping him. I'm gonna fucking vomit.
His mother gave him a hand job ...

I have no comment.

I'm starting to think the Mayans and the Book of Revelation may have been right. This is one screwed up planet!
Pedo moo has rendered Satan's Bitch completely speechless. She should be congratulated for that.
That is just.. sick. two faces puking two faces puking



lab mom
Where the hell is that alien space ship I've been summoning? Why hasn't it come to take me away?
I am adamantly refusing to believe that this is true. Adamantly.

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I am adamantly refusing to believe that this is true. Adamantly.

I certainly hope so.



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Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
September 26, 2012
No come on, that has got to be BS. It is way too detailed in how she jerks him off to be a Moo talking about her son....right?! ....right?!!! Oh dear FSM.


I do not understand what kind of mom wouldn't just turn around as soon as they saw that their son was naked, let alone who would get close enough to examine his dick!
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
September 26, 2012
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
I hope she is a troll....

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Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
September 26, 2012
I'll just come out and say it. Has this bitch even smelled a porn video? There are j dicks everywhere lady. In fact, leave it alone! It will hit the g better. You are disappointing his future girlfriend you bitch.

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So.. We know that food and water are running out, with overpopulation and all... Yet people keep on poppin' out those babies! I guess they want to have their baby and eat it too...

My top reason is that parenting gives you a free license to be selfish based purely on the fact that you're being selfish for an emanation of your own self. The illusion that what you do to benefit your children benefits them solely is a fallacy. Every parent benefits from the benefits that their children receive. Henceforth, it gives one a license to perpetuate a dog-eat-dog mentality that I perceive to be amoral. Parents say that their children are their greatest loves, what they forget to add is that they are their ONLY loves and only because their children are a reflection of themselves. I prefer to be able to love multiple people and have lasting relationships of many types and possess the essential core value of empathy for all than to restrict myself to an echo chamber of ego-masturbation and self-serving chicanery.

In short: Not parenting makes you a better person.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
September 26, 2012
I really hope that this is just a sick fantasy. But notice, the woman who says she is doing this is a single moomie.

We very often point out how the extended breast-feeding moomies seem to be obsessed with keeping the male baybees on the tit, but not the girls.
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
September 26, 2012
I remember this story, and it grosses me out just as much now as it did before. I really want to hope and pray it's a joke, but knowing how "close" and sexual a lot of Moos get with their sons now, I wouldn't be surprised if it was real. I don't care how she phrases it or justifies her behavior - at the end of the day, she is jerking her son off. Why's he need a girlfriend? He gets a 90-minute hand job from Mommy three times a week. You think any woman is going to want to date a man whose mother strokes him?

Well by now, this dude is 21. I wonder if Moo is still "straightening" him out with her "technique."
Re: My son's penis problem (warning: disgusting)
September 26, 2012
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I'll just come out and say it. Has this bitch even smelled a porn video? There are j dicks everywhere lady. In fact, leave it alone! It will hit the g better. You are disappointing his future girlfriend you bitch.

Thank you. If you have ever had one, you know that Js rock.

Still hoping this is some sick fantasy but I too notice extended titfeeding is only for boys.

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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."
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