Predicted another one!!!

It's just too damn easy anymore....If you guys recall, I went to Vegas last year and met up with a bunch of old college buddies (all guys + my ONE girlfriend) for our 40 th b-days last June.
Long story short, they had a good friend from grade school who has lived out there for 15 years and he had a party for all of us at his house. He is a D.J. at Cheetahs and his girlfriend was a dancer (really beside the point ) Anyway, he had a kick-ass house, complete with martini bar/pool, an arcade room with poker machines, Seinfeld art, etc. Totally cool. And to meet these people and to see how they lived (like me, carefree, traveled quite a bit, still liked to go out for cocktails/entertain, etc) you MIGHT hope that they would stay CF, him being 40 and her 36, but really because of the pretty cool lifestyle they were living (really he had most men's fantasy - good job, nice house, hot child-free girlfriend who was nice, etc.) They also had 2 cool dogs which they said were their "kids" and whom they obviously loved very much.

BUT STILL...... on the drive back to the hotel, I told my best friend (the one who coined the term "spermandapaycheck") that I'd bet $1,000 that the girlfriend would be pregnant within the year. I hoped I was wrong for once.

NOPE!! Just got on myspace to wish him a happy birthday and his page is full of stuff like "just finished the baby's nursery" etc. Poor fucker got oopsed, or caved in like the rest of 'em. I'm guessing a bit of both, actually. She was probably wise enough to see she needed that wallet, especially with her getting older for that profession and with the economy down. My past dancer aquaintances have told me how much their income is down with the economy the way it is. Either way, she's just another example of "spermandapaycheck" in real life. That poor sucker's sure is gonna miss his freedom, 'cause he was definitely living the life and moved out there purposely to avoid the LIfeScript.

I really should get paid for my predictions....what's weird is, NO ONE else seems to see these things coming, but it's way toooo easy to predict,
almost to the month. I 've got another long one for you guys later, involving one of my past conquests from Down Under

One more for the scoreboard...you really are the Oracle! That house sounded so cool...past tense...now it's gotta be childproofed, move the expensive art that the kid might knock down and destroy, safeguard the pool, hide the bottles that it might get into, &c. &c.

yes, it was a VERY adult house...lots of expensive and beautiful things placed around. And the bar seats were the most awesome martini glass bar chairs I'd ever seen...It was basically a fancy lounge in his house. Poor creature doesn't know what awaits him. jAnd the pool was right outside the sliding glass doors, basically.

I'm pretty good at those things too- after about a minute with the girl I can tell you how long and how many. I've got a friend now about to walk into a trap- poor thing can't even see it.

There goes the cool house... It will be strewn with loaf-related crap, the Seinfeld pics will be replaced by baaaybee pics, and worst of all, the poor dogs will wind up being thrown to the curb.

I wish I knew you personally. I could use a clairvoyant right now.

Seriously though, you seem to have a natural gift. Hone in on that gift and work with it!

Unfortunately, it's mostly just with this topic....and a few others that are similar, usually involving shitty parenting and it's results. If I could utilize it correctly, I'd have won Mega Millions by now and be typing this from the French Riviera. LOL

Well let's put it this way "Sperm&paycheck". I old friend's luxury house will change forever. It will turn this 'Dream House' into a 'Shit House'.

Oh man, that's really too bad. What a total let down.

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Well let's put it this way "Sperm&paycheck". I old friend's luxury house will change forever. It will turn this 'Dream House' into a 'Shit House'.

That's right, Gig. Another Interesting Couple headed to Boring Couple.

------- ~Why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?~

Yeah, they were really interesting...had really nice vacation and dog photographs on the walls. Hung out with some neat celebrities in Vegas sometimes that they had befriended over the years. As I just told my best friend on the phone..."another one bites the dust"

Wow, it's truly like a death.

Hopefully he won't be stupid and go and marry her whore-ass now.